Transfetishism

I lather up the model A axels when Ah git to car racin'...


The guy beside me looked white as a ghost!

*spit*
 
Sadly, the Lincoln 12 was a weak engine, but it got points for being a 12.


The flat Caddie was a better motor.


Until God and Chrysler came up with the hemi . . . .


*genuflects*
 
God's will, their hands.


The stimulus will be small today, but stimulating nevertheless.


The new hemi is Mercedes' "fault".
 
Back to school, back to school,
I'm gonna go back to school...



Oh, I see, you're with the penguin!
 
Gawd, I hope so, too.


I hope they misdeliver it to the neighbor's house, no less.


And that the plain brown wrapper fell off.


And that the postman already wanked on it.
 
Oh Lordy, Lordy, if that happens another Roman Catholic is off to meet his maker!

:eek:

He might even put up a fence just to keep me out, but to keep mother nature in!

Then I'll be East of Eden...

A Hedouin sans camel.
 
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