Tractor Fetish

[Saint Peter]

Agent99

How is your Massey Ferguson?

 

[Agent99]

It needs a tuneup with a sharp blade. You know, nothing runs like you, Deere!

How's your Massive Johnson?

 

[sticky_keyboard]

I'm White as a ghost. I can't a Ford this thread.

Oliver tractor gags are sure to follow this one.

 

[Wrong Element]

Agent99 has a tractor fetish?

Good thing I'm a dead ringer for Eddie Albert.

 

[Agent99]

Toro! Toro! Toro!

I'd say that's a lot of bull coming from anyone but you, Sticky!

 

[Agent99]

Oh, WE!

If that's true, then farm living is the life for me!

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Toro! Toro! Toro!

I'd say that's a lot of bull coming from anyone but you, Sticky!

I'm just a Cub compared to you, Deere.

Oops. I know you already used the Deere gag, so don't get on my Case.

 

[Saint Peter]

It needs a tuneup with a sharp blade. You know, nothing runs like you, Deere!

How's your Massive Johnson?

Needs an overhaul. Or maybe that was haul on over to your farm/spread/plantation.

I googled "tractor sex pics" and was not happy with the results. We may have to break out the film next time.

 

[Wrong Element]

Oh, WE!

If that's true, then farm living is the life for me!

As long as you can say "Oliver!" in that cute little accent. I'd change my name to Oliver just for that.

 

[Agent99]

Oh Sainted One... as long as I am not a red Snapper, we can go for it. Or you could always plow the back forty.

Sticky, I think you'd make the cutest LawnBoy ever!

Wrong Element, dah-link, I'll whisper sweet Hungarian nothings in your ear all day long if you like!

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Oh Sainted One... as long as I am not a red Snapper, we can go for it. Or you could always plow the back forty.

Sticky, I think you'd make the cutest LawnBoy ever!

Wrong Element, dah-link, I'll whisper sweet Hungarian nothings in your ear all day long if you like!

Well, thanks, but green isn't really my color.

 

[Wrong Element]

Wrong Element, dah-link, I'll whisper sweet Hungarian nothings in your ear all day long if you like!

Making a Budapest of myself pays off at last!

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Making a Budapest of myself pays off at last!

You're making us all Hungary for better jokes.

 

[Saint Peter]

kubota kubota kubota

nada
zip
nothing

 

[Agent99]

Well, thanks, but green isn't really my color.

Sweet Sticky... I didn't mean to insult. You're certainly more of a Yard Man.

Making a Budapest of myself pays off at last!

Wrong E, would you think me crude if I said I'd love some of your Goo-lash?

 

[Saint Peter]

Sweet Sticky... I didn't mean to insult. You're certainly more of a Yard Man.

Wrong E, would you think me crude if I said I'd love some of your Goo-lash?

You may get some money for that in the panty sales thread.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

kubota kubota kubota

nada
zip
nothing

Kinda like the sound a Harley-Davidson makes when it idles.

"kubota kubota kubota kubota kubota kubota"

 

[Saint Peter]

the whole kitten kubota

 

[Agent99]

You may get some money for that in the panty sales thread.

You're not calling me a Scag are you PeteyPie?

 

[Saint Peter]

You're not calling me a Scag are you PeteyPie?

Noooooooo. You are not even close.

Just trying to find you some extra cash. Those shoe phone batteries must cost a fortune.

 

[Wrong Element]

Sweet Sticky... I didn't mean to insult. You're certainly more of a Yard Man.

Wrong E, would you think me crude if I said I'd love some of your Goo-lash?

Crude is good. I believe Attila the Hun made that the Hungarian national motto.

An alternative term to "goo-lash" is "Magyar magma".

 

[Agent99]

In the immortal words of Roberto Duran... Noma, Noma [yeah, it's a tractor brand]

Wrong E, I like a man of Stihl.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Allen Sherman sang the Hungarian Rhapsody #5 this way:

If you like Hungarian food,
They have a goulash which is very good.
Or if you wish a dish that's Chinese,
Somewhere down in Column B there's lobster Cantonese.

Enchiladas, that's what people eat in Mexico.
Shish kebab is skewered, in Armenia you know.
Then there's blubber, the favorite of the frigid Eskimo.
Such delicious dishes, no matter where you go.

Chicken cacciatore is Italian.
Kangaroo souffle must be Australian.
Mutton chops are definitely British.
Chicken soup undoubtedly is Yiddish.

Pumpernickel comes from Lithuania.
Hassenpfeffer comes from Pennsylvania.

Wiener schnitzel's Austrian or German.
Kindly pass the sauerbraten, Herman.
Borscht is what they're eating in the Soviet.
Wait, I think we've got some on the stove yet.

See the Mau Maus underneath the jungle sky.
Jolly Mau Maus, eating missionary pie.

Frenchmen eat a lot of bouillabaisse there.
Dutchmen eat a sauce called Hollandaise there.
Smorgasbord in Swedish is the winner.
In America it's TV dinner.

So there you have one food from each land.
Each one delicious, each one simply grand.
Mix them all up, in one big mish mosh.
And what have you got? Hungarian goulash!

 

[sticky_keyboard]

In the immortal words of Roberto Duran... Noma, Noma [yeah, it's a tractor brand]

Wrong E, I like a man of Stihl.

I saw that coming.

 

[Agent99]

the whole kitten kubota

Folks, this post deserves special mention. The thread starter is indeed a master Craftsman. It made me laugh out loud.

Sticky, that was cute, I remember Alan Sherman for the Camp Granada song.