Tracking My Progress (Dude)

[Moore_Ingwood]

You're welcome to come test it out. I'll gladly take pictures.. for science and all.

You’d try to stuff me in there?!??

 

[redraven13]

Throwback to when it was cooler and the world was more normal.

Can I have a lick? Because that looks yummy...

 

[Moore_Ingwood]

Can I have a lick? Because that looks yummy...

Just a lick would be a damn cruel tease. Lol.

 

[SassySheDevil]

You’d try to stuff me in there?!??

Oh the places my mind just went.

 

[Moore_Ingwood]

Oh the places my mind just went.

Definitely why I used that word.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

I just pictured you pulling up beside him in your van, pulling him in. Who needs candy when you can totally molest him

What’s the standard mattress size for a mini van? Twin?

definitely a Micio question. I have a Mazda I mean. The seats go down... but that's not meant for kidnapping hot guys.

Pretty sure my feet would hang out the back of that.

You're welcome to come test it out. I'll gladly take pictures.. for science and all.

Right?! L O L

I can fit a queen sized air mattress in that thing

I once moved a refrigerator in a Chevette we could totally steal one man ina Mazda

But pictures would be the way to go... it is AmPics after all. Ha!!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Y’all are horrible influences on innocent guys like me.

Definitely why I used that word.

Exactly why I know you are far from innocent!!

 

[Moore_Ingwood]

Right?! L O L

I can fit a queen sized air mattress in that thing

I once moved a refrigerator in a Chevette we could totally steal one man ina Mazda

But pictures would be the way to go... it is AmPics after all. Ha!!

This is turning into a scheme.

Exactly why I know you are far from innocent!!

Whatever do you mean?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Whatever do you mean?

<<<<---- you... No.
<<<<< ---- yes.

Planting thoughts. You're no idiot. I know better. You have always been very aware of what you do. What you are capable of.

 

[Moore_Ingwood]

<<<<---- you... No.
<<<<< ---- yes.

Planting thoughts. You're no idiot. I know better. You have always been very aware of what you do. What you are capable of.

Do you have me mistaken with someone who used to be a real dick on here?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Do you have me mistaken with someone who used to be a real dick on here?

Aww. Memories.

Um. No. I mean... maybe?

 

[redraven13]

Just a lick would be a damn cruel tease. Lol.

Oh, no tease. A lick is just too start

 

[SweetAnnette]

Been a while.

Now long in the tooth and more gray in the beard, I decided it’s time to take one last stand against Father Time by hitting the gym...again.

This is where I track my progress. Until I’m annoyed or bored with it.

I know, I know, the level of sexiness is off the fucking charts...deal with it, ladies.

p.s. I do sarcasm, let me know if you need a translator.

I've noticed quite an improvement in your conditioning (yes, I studied it closely)
Keep up the good work!

 

[Moore_Ingwood]

Aww. Memories.

Um. No. I mean... maybe?

Maybe not.

Oh, no tease. A lick is just too start

Me tease?!?!

I've noticed quite an improvement in your conditioning (yes, I studied it closely)
Keep up the good work!

Back at it in the morning.

 

[Moore_Ingwood]

Oh. Hello there.

 

[redraven13]

Me tease?!?!

No, I wasn't trying to tease.

 

[LouisianaWild]

Oh. Hello there.

Um. This is a favorite too. Hello. Need a hand? I volunteer to help.

 

[SassySheDevil]

NTS- do not open this thread when driving.

 

[FunLi]

Oh. Hello there.

Well, hello
Looks like you need some help there

 

[Moore_Ingwood]

No, I wasn't trying to tease.

Teasing can be fun as shit.

Um. This is a favorite too. Hello. Need a hand? I volunteer to help.

I get by with a little help from my friends.

NTS- do not open this thread when driving.

Don’t sext and drive!

Well, hello
Looks like you need some help there

My therapist says I need lots of help. But he bills by the hour so I don’t know what to think.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Don’t sext and drive!

I blame you.

 

[Moore_Ingwood]

I blame you.

All women seem to. Probably for good reason.

 

[SassySheDevil]

All women seem to. Probably for good reason.

You poor thing. The life you must lead.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Oh. Hello there.

Helllooooo!

 

[Moore_Ingwood]

You poor thing. The life you must lead.

It’s sad really.

Helllooooo!

Hiya.