Track Guy, I'm here!!!

[BoobsNBrains]

Best thread ever.

Sexy cow chickie needs to marry me. You seem like quite the catch.

You two would be HAWT together.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft:

Codebreaking specialists had long attempted to decrypt the Chef's often mystifying monologues, but little success was gained until the face recognition software came up with the match with Hussein. "Once we had that, we knew where to start," Ashcroft explained. According to partially declassified CIA documents, the agency found that when played backwards, many of the Chef's famous phrases sound suspiciously like "secret commands" in Arabic. "For instance, 'Bork bork bork' appears to translate roughly to 'Kill all the infidels,'" Ashcroft stated confidently.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Holy fuck, I think I came...

 

[Midsummer Dream]

thanks bearlee,

ok...........you probably won't talk to me after this, but i'm a recovering anorexic, and its been so hard to meet people, and you just seemed really nice, but everything justwent wrong when i joined this site so i guess i'll quit going to it now. sorry

Anyone else think this is a guy--pretending to be a girl?