Toy Fantasies

[curious135]

I just bought two new vibes and I'm in need of some...ideas o get the blood flowing. Give me a (mental) hand?

 

[killallhippies]

sure. give me fifty bucks.

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/401595_294578980636688_226931197401467_666543_916017184_n.jpg

 

[pete]

I just bought two new vibes and I'm in need of some...ideas o get the blood flowing. Give me a (mental) hand?

that's a tall order

what gets your blood flowing? girls, or guys? old, or young? tall & lanky, or buff and rugged? curvy & fem, or butch? romantic candle-lit lovemaking, or bent over the kitchen table rough sex? private, or public, or semi-public? a little ass-slappery, or full on BDSM?

give us some hints, honey

 

[killallhippies]

make it sixty.

 

[lovetoread]

that's a tall order

what gets your blood flowing? girls, or guys? old, or young? tall & lanky, or buff and rugged? curvy & fem, or butch? romantic candle-lit lovemaking, or bent over the kitchen table rough sex? private, or public, or semi-public? a little ass-slappery, or full on BDSM?

give us some hints, honey

All of the above.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I just bought two new vibes and I'm in need of some...ideas o get the blood flowing. Give me a (mental) hand?

1. Clean toys

2. Get lube

3. Apply lube to toys

4. Insert both toys into your body at the points you enjoy most

5. Remove both toys

6. Repeat steps 4 & 5 until tired or you orgasm

 

[pete]

All of the above.

well, it *is* saturday, so anything goes

 

[killallhippies]

vibrators feel really good in the old butthole. prostates love that shit.

 

[Saint Peter]

That is not a vibrator.

That is my toothbrush.

Was my toothbrush.

 

[killallhippies]

those work too.

ahhhh yeah.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I hope it was a soft bristle brush with mint paste on it.

 

[blobfish]

Back in my day, I used a broom handle while jiggling my hand. If I was lucky, I would get a zucchini in July, but only if I was lucky.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'll have the boy toy with my happy meal.

 

[blobfish]

I'll have the boy toy with my happy meal.

Are you talking about me? I come free with the purchase of a Cheese and Bacon Striker.

 

[MrBates2]

I just bought two new vibes and I'm in need of some...ideas o get the blood flowing. Give me a (mental) hand?

Insert the vibe into your vagina. That's one idea.