Towels, Reeds and Dirty Deeds

[Starfish]

What's your favorite use for a towel other than drying off after a shower?

Would you let someone wack you on the ass with a Bamboo reed?






Women, have you ever pissed and then realized that you didn't have any TP but there was a towel on the floor, so you used it to blot the potty off your pussy?

If you lie, I'll smack you on the ass with a Bamboo reed!


Men, is this getting you hot?

 

[Nathon_88]

What's your favorite use for a towel other than drying off after a shower?

Drying someone ELSE off with it.

Would you let someone wack you on the ass with a Bamboo reed?

Maybe, you offering?

Women, have you ever pissed and then realized that you didn't have any TP but there was a towel on the floor, so you used it to blot the potty off your pussy?

If you lie, I'll smack you on the ass with a Bamboo reed!


Men, is this getting you hot?
Strangely, up until that last bit, yes.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Don't know if it's my favourite use, but my towels do a lot of double duty blotting up spilled bong water. The bamboo smackin' depends on who is weilding the reed, and I'm not proud...I've used a washcloth, t-shirt, gym sock and drip dried.

What else ya' got, Starfish?

 

[Starfish]

Who here actually eats canned spam?

Who here is not really a human? Puddles, Mackdoggy, Aiko, and Owen withstanding.


Who here is afraid of the scary dark?

Oh, and who here thinks they have a good voice, but when they hear it recorded, they go..... "Oh shit, I suck"?

 

[plasticman33]

Who here actually eats canned spam?

Who here is not really a human? Puddles, Mackdoggy, Aiko, and Owen withstanding.


Who here is afraid of the scary dark?

Oh, and who here thinks they have a good voice, but when they hear it recorded, they go..... "Oh shit, I suck"?

Love spam, fried of course!

Haven't got a clue!

No I'm only afraid of the non-scary dark!

Oh shit, I suck and know it with out the recording!

 

[Nathon_88]

Who here actually eats canned spam?
Never have, never will. I shudder at the thought.
Who here is not really a human? Puddles, Mackdoggy, Aiko, and Owen withstanding.
I'm really a robot, but that doesn't count, I was programmed to bring orgasms to the world, and am looking for volunteers to help accomplish my mission.
Who here is afraid of the scary dark?
Of course! I sleep with a night light on!
Oh, and who here thinks they have a good voice, but when they hear it recorded, they go..... "Oh shit, I suck"?
Don't we all?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

What's your favorite use for a towel other than drying off after a shower?

Origami (or a super hero cape.... but not when anyone is around )

Would you let someone wack you on the ass with a Bamboo reed?

No

Men, is this getting you hot?

No

Who here actually eats canned spam?

Yes i do it's good

Who here is not really a human? Puddles, Mackdoggy, Aiko, and Owen withstanding.

I'm a Vampire

Who here is afraid of the scary dark?

Nope, not unless it's silent too

Oh, and who here thinks they have a good voice, but when they hear it recorded, they go..... "Oh shit, I suck"?

Yes i hate my voice but soo many people say the love it. (i was even the lead in an Oliver Twist Musical... I haven't sand a day since )

 

[Saturn Return]

Until I decided to face my dark side..
I used to leave a "light trail."

You know what I mean..?
Switching them on in succession to the living room..then turning them off as I go to the back of the house..never being in the dark.

And I keep a lot of toilet paper in the house..
It has such amazing uses.


"What do you mean..IIILLLCCGGCK. I don't like spam."