Toward or Towards, Farther or Further, On or Upon: Who gives a Fuck?

[THROBBS]

I certainly don't, but then I am not overly interested in mastering the craft.







*Thread Titles Courtesy of Dr. Mabeuse

 

[TxRad]

So, you're going to do all of Doc's threads right

 

[THROBBS]

So, you're going to do all of Doc's threads right

nah! I don't know any cigars! LOL

 

[Stella_Omega]

This was what finally stopped me reading a rather mediocre little strroker;

She spread her legs open for him with a wonton smile...

But it kept me giggling all day!

 

[Wife of Bath]

If a story has poor grammar/spelling/punctuation, I have to pass. I can't enjoy it.

 

[The_Fool]

This was what finally stopped me reading a rather mediocre little strroker;

She spread her legs open for him with a wonton smile...

But it kept me giggling all day!

She spread her legs open
with a wonton smile
that had me reaching for my chopstick.
Well sauced,
she tasted savorysalty.
Sometimes I would take her
all in one bite.
Sometimes I would open her up,
wanting to starting eating
in the middle.
In a way, she was like all Chinese food.
I pushed away from the table sated,
only to find myself wanting just one more taste
only a few hour later.





Sorry Tx, that one only got two minutes.

 

[TxRad]

She spread her legs open
with a wonton smile
that had me reaching for my chopstick.
Well sauced,
she tasted savorysalty.
Sometimes I would take her
all in one bite.
Sometimes I would open her up,
wanting to starting eating
in the middle.
In a way, she was like all Chinese food.
I pushed away from the table sated,
only to find myself wanting just one more taste
only a few hour later.





Sorry Tx, that one only got two minutes.

The fastest draw, uh, pen, uh.... well, you get the idea.

Love it by the way.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Omigod, Fool.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

This was what finally stopped me reading a rather mediocre little strroker;

She spread her legs open for him with a wonton smile...

But it kept me giggling all day!

OMG, that's hilarious! I'm having a hard time imagining how she'd do that.