Tourist Jailed for Oral Sex

[Desert Amazon]

 

[SimplySouthern]

In NC

Oral and anal sex outside the "sanctity" of marriage is illegal.

Of course, there really isn't an elite strike force looking for offenders. I may have to look into that.

What? You people never thought of changing careers?

 

[Inspector Gadget]

Thats not good for tourisum

You think they would appreciate the income into their society

well he should of pulled a Bill Clinton i received the oral but did not nor did i know that it was an illegal act

 

[LukkyKnight]

light my...

What do the uniforms of this elite force look like? I've always wanted a job where they paid for my clothes, and being a part of this squad sounds... intriguing.

 

[Desert Amazon]

Re: In NC

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Maybe the girl is a shill? They have speed traps on the highways after all... and what better way to ummm...stimulate the economy and fill their coffers?

But, the inspector is right. Hardly a welcoming attitude for tourists.

 

[Thumper]

In a word...

that "blows"!

How about we go to NC DA and we can let SS practice her SWAT like anti oral sex strike force techniques on us?

Seems like a long way to go to get a blowjob..but then again..he got one.

'cept one in the bush isn't worth six in the pen.

*scratching Zambia off his weekend getaway list*

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Guess I'll have to cross Zambia off the itenerary for my "Summer 2002: Great Nations for Fellatio" tour.

I also recently read that a woman from the Netherlands won the Oral Sex "World Championships".

Gotta make sure to stop in Holland.

 

[Thumper]

We gotta

sit through baseball with the Oral Sex Championships going on?

What the fuck kinda crack are those cable programmers smokin'?

I wanna watch her "retire the side"

 

[Barb Dwyer]

It makes sense that a woman from the Netherlands would know her way around the nether regions.

Maybe they should change the name of their capital too- from Lusaka to No-suck-a.

Thumper, she could do that using her famous spit-ball.

 

[Thumper]

No doubt..

she could take the "bat" right outta my hands.

Send me back to the dugout with my stick dragging...

Done in by a spitter....

 

[Skibum]

Given the prevelence of AIDS in sub-Saharran Africa, this guy was taking a huge chance having any form of sex in Zambia.

Of course, if they were practicing safe sex, there should be no reason to criminalise any consensual sex.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: No doubt..

Done in by a spitter....

You think those are tough? I hear the swallowers are hell!

I guess the phrase "choke up on the bat" shall be viewed in a new light.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Dont go playing hardball, this girl can take it all and then some.

Seriously, Oral sex word chapionships? I want to see the placing list.

 

[Azwed]

Re: Thats not good for tourisum

You think they would appreciate the income into their society

well he should of pulled a Bill Clinton i received the oral but did not nor did i know that it was an illegal act

Hehe well he could have gone with a modification of another clinton defense.

But she never inhaled.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Re: In NC

Oral and anal sex outside the "sanctity" of marriage is illegal.

Of course, there really isn't an elite strike force looking for offenders. I may have to look into that.

So, just plain ol' regualar sex outside marriage is totally legal????

That'll work.

 

[batter]

do some research?

might be a good idea to find out some of the laws and customs of the land before you travel abroad.
apparently, not all things are acceptable everywhere.