"touch it"

Sammyjo

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Here's a good one! I'm talking to this guy, and he's asking me questions about what I would or would not do sexually...ummm...yeah...anyway...he proceeds to tell me he is "hard"...while it is nice that so little does so much for some people, I do not really care. Then he asks me if I am "wet". I tell him I do not get "wet" any longer. Then he says "touch it"...how romantic. I do know he isn't trying to be romantic, but somehow "touch it" doesn't quite do it for me, and I wonder "How old is this guy?" I know he's told me he is 23, but "touch it"? How is that a turn on?

I must be getting old...it takes more than "touch it" to get me going.
 
Ah you bring back reminders of my younger years of the cyber world with all my naivity thinking that a few choice words and I would have a woman creaming, cumming, screaming all over the place. Thank all that is good, i learned better.
 
I wish you luck...not that you will need it. I think no panties, porn, and "touch it" will be just enough :)
 
well one of my freinds went into the teen chat and said she was a 17 yr old and got IM'd by a boy who wanted to Cyber with her.. she agreed and he would say what he was doing to her and end every post with "Your Turn". so I think that has "Touch It" beat I'm sorry but That is my oppinion and now "Your turn"..:D

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Makes me think of Michael Jackson's "Beat it!" or even Al Yank's version "Eat it!" Ohhh baby! Both staples in my cybersex dictionary, I assure you.

OR looking at something gross and slimy in the school yard and saying "i'm not gonna touch it, YOU touch it" and finally someone ends up poking it with a stick. Ewwwwww!
 
Touch it?

Mustang Sally said:
"and finally someone ends up poking it with a stick."

Depends on what "it" is and what stick is used to poke it!
 
Now I know

what my 14 year old son is referring to when I walk by the computer screen and see that he has typed "touch it". damn, damn, damn. Sammyjo, you weren't talking to a 14 yr. old were you, if so, this is from your loving mother-in-law.
 
Re: Now I know

pandora said:
what my 14 year old son is referring to when I walk by the computer screen and see that he has typed "touch it". damn, damn, damn. Sammyjo, you weren't talking to a 14 yr. old were you, if so, this is from your loving mother-in-law.

Guilty as charged, Hi Mom!!!
 
Huhhuh...she said "touch it".

Yeah, yeah "touch it!"

Huhhuhhuuuhhhuhuuhh.
 
*Leaning against a wall, dropping hands to my sides, and smirking a little."
 
oh shit....how did you know my room was a pig sty? I can barely even walk in it....

Note to self: build an addition to house all the kid stuff...blah
 
Touch It

Takes me back to my teen years - well maybe 20's too - what a turn off. Back then I would have said "I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole." Guess that could still apply here.
 
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