Here's a good one! I'm talking to this guy, and he's asking me questions about what I would or would not do sexually...ummm...yeah...anyway...he proceeds to tell me he is "hard"...while it is nice that so little does so much for some people, I do not really care. Then he asks me if I am "wet". I tell him I do not get "wet" any longer. Then he says "touch it"...how romantic. I do know he isn't trying to be romantic, but somehow "touch it" doesn't quite do it for me, and I wonder "How old is this guy?" I know he's told me he is 23, but "touch it"? How is that a turn on?
I must be getting old...it takes more than "touch it" to get me going.
I must be getting old...it takes more than "touch it" to get me going.