Touch a Stranger!

[MagnusRichard]

Yes, try it and report what happens in this discussion thread!

Everyone needs to be touched. Touching helps maintain our connections to each other and makes the world better.

Yesterday i touched a woman’s ass. It felt good and she smiled.

Today a real estate agent touched me several times as she showed me a condom and it felt good.

Do not be made afraid by the crazy american news! Touch and tell, yes?

Thank you
Magnus

 

[silver gurl]

No.

Lancie, no one wants to be touched by you and we don't wish to touch you either.

 

[MagnusRichard]

Ha!ha! Touch a stranger, not Lance, you already touched him many times, yes?

And not me, touch someone in real life you do not know.

Try it!

 

[Super-Surprise]

Lace is a little "touched" in the head, yes!

 

[Wats_butthole]

Lance needs a new shtick.

 

[Emerson40]

Yes, try it and report what happens in this discussion thread!

Everyone needs to be touched. Touching helps maintain our connections to each other and makes the world better.

Yesterday i touched a woman’s ass. It felt good and she smiled.

Today a real estate agent touched me several times as she showed me a condom and it felt good.

Do not be made afraid by the crazy american news! Touch and tell, yes?

Thank you
Magnus

So your landlord was finally able to get that appraisal done, and you were reminded to not spread any STDs, yes?

 

[Que]

I desparately need a new shtick.

*nods*

Agreed. Yours is beyond worn out.

 

[MagnusRichard]

Same people, every time.

You miss your friend Lance. I understand.
He touched something in each of you, this is obvious.
He owns you and will, always. I can feel this.

But i am not Lance and it is unfair to persist.
I will not ask or speak of this again.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Same people, every time.

You miss your friend Lance. I understand.
He touched something in each of you, this is obvious.
He owns you and will, always. I can feel this.

But i am not Lance and it is unfair to persist.
I will not ask or speak of this again.

Sure Lace we believe you, yes?

 

[Luk]

The only way for lace to save face is if Q-Bert admits he's Magnus.

 

[MagnusRichard]

http://assets.rebelcircus.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/1466746180060.cached.jpg

Here’s vagina in a box available for public touch.

I went to a niteclub last nite and asked random women if they’d like to be touched by a stranger. Results were interesting, yes!

 

[Unabatable]

http://assets.rebelcircus.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/1466746180060.cached.jpg

That short dude, wearing a baseball cap, looks like right after he finishes that last ciggy toke, he's going to make his move, yes?

 

[Liar]

Don't wanna.

Strangers are gross. No idea where they've been.

 

[MagnusRichard]

Millennial Women are Prudes, yes?

Recent research conducted by YouGov found that older British women viewed certain behaviours as acceptable, while younger women deemed them inappropriate.

Wolf-whistling proved to be the most divisive behaviour, with 74 percent of 18-24 year olds, and 59 percent of 25-39 year olds considering it inappropriate. But, four in 10 women over 55 say wolf-whistling is acceptable, and 27 percent even said it was flattering.*

Among the other behaviours—including winking, comments on attractiveness, and lower-back touching—older women were more likely to say they didn't have any strong feelings about those behaviours, while younger women were likelier to find them inappropriate.*

"If it's someone putting their hand on a knee 12 years ago, I just want to laugh."
Gillian, 65—who prefers to use only her first name—said she's worried that the recent stories about sexual harassment in the news will make men reluctant to make any form of contact with women at work. "It's sad if a guy can't smile at her when he's attracted to her," says Gillian.

http://mashable.com/2017/12/01/sexual-harassment-over-50s-millennials/#JyVttRj6Biqb

 

[Hypoxia]

Don't wanna.

Strangers are gross. No idea where they've been.

And if you touch one, you're touching everyone who's ever touched them.

Also stay away from their biological aura, that thin layer around their body laden with their microbes, sweat, and radiated heat, suffused with the microbes of past touches.

Yes, getting too close is just as bad as touching. Ask Al Franken.