Total Personal Crisis- Amoral delimma

[Guest]

You have just relieved your bowels on the commode.
It felt very good, this release of tension.
Then you suddenly understand your supply of bathroom tissue is exhausted.

What do you do?

 

[Cheyenne]

Use the Kleenex from the box on the counter next to the toilet.

Not that this has ever happened to me, of course.

 

[Problem Child]

Wipe your ass with your hand.

Wash your hand using anti-bacterial soap.

Get a dictionary and look up the word dilemma.

Fuckwad.

 

[Wiggles]

Yell for help.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Invite nasty over.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Nothing moral or amoral about it. It is just poop. You ate it and now you are done with it, just another little bodily function. Deal with it.

 

[Guest]

Wipe your ass with your hand.

Wash your hand using anti-bacterial soap.

Get a dictionary and look up the word dilemma.

Fuckwad.

Who needs a dictionary with you around? I see no dilemma.

 

[Guest]

Use the Kleenex from the box on the counter next to the toilet.

Not that this has ever happened to me, of course.

My dear lady, you are a woman of quality. I regret to inform you that Kleenex is bathroom tissue.

So what do you do?

 

[Guest]

Yell for help.

Husband? Children? Parents? Lover?

Pet?

 

[TN_Vixen]

why not hop in the shower?

btw.. are you sitting in your own shit waiting for us to tell you what to do?

 

[Guest]

Brilliant idea.

I am weighing alternatives.

 

[Cheyenne]

My dear lady, you are a woman of quality. I regret to inform you that Kleenex is bathroom tissue.

So what do you do?

You use Kleenex as toilet paper regularly? Hmmmmm...

Sorry, I have toilet paper on the toilet paper roll and Kleenex in the tissue box. Two different products in the U.S.

 

[alexandraaah]

Are you having a moral dilemma or
an amoral dilemma.

Because an amoral dilemma is a little contradictory.

I just want all the facts before I elicit any advice.

 

[Tim1]

damn

Wipe your ass with the wifes towel. Then hang it back up and yell HEY what the fuck don't you wash better than that?

Have to tell you trolls everything?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Thanks for my Monday morning laughs everyone.

Yep ring Nasty, he's the man for this delimma.

 

[Vilac]

Nothing moral or amoral about it. It is just poop. You ate it and now you are done with it, just another little bodily function. Deal with it.

I'm totally with Ksmybuttons here....

I'll agree with anyone that we're not talking about lace and potpourri here...but it's just a bodily function. It's not nuclear waste. It's food byproduct.

Couldn't of said it better......."Deal with it"

V~

 

[Rambling Rose]

Do you have a dog? I hear they like to eat cat shit on occassion. Throw a little litter around your feet and purr.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Get on the net and post an inanely titled question.

 

[Wiggles]

Do you have a dog? I hear they like to eat cat shit on occassion. Throw a little litter around your feet and purr.

That's just sooo wrong! LMAO

 

[AusTess]

Wipe your ass with your hand.

Wash your hand using anti-bacterial soap.

Get a dictionary and look up the word dilemma.

Fuckwad.

*Howls laughing*

 

[patient1]

Re: damn

Wipe your ass with the wifes towel. Then hang it back up and yell HEY what the fuck don't you wash better than that?

Have to tell you trolls everything?

Tim1- You haven't made me laugh this hard in a long time.



"I've never trusted neatness. It's usually the result of careful planning." -Martin Landau to James Mason in "North by Northwest".

I'm guessing you don't appraise the paper supply before you pull down your pants, unregistered one. Maybe you will from now on.