tortilla chips

[Problem Child]

I've always just naturally bought the triangular ones because I thought they were more authentic, more truly "mexican". I had visions of a fat seniorita cutting up tortillas with a rusty pair of scissors and frying them in lard, with a mariachi band playing "La Cucaracha" outside her window in the courtyard.

Tonight I learned the round ones are just as good, hold the salsa better, and don't poke the insides of your mouth.

What a fool I was.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Tortilla chips go good with cheese, but not Nutella. I think that Nutella is better since its applications are much more versatile.

Don't you?

 

[*bratcat*]

For such a woman of substance, KM

 

[PacificBlue]

And yet another glimse inside the life of Problem Child

 

[KillerMuffin]

I should be so lucky. La petite morte with nutella... damn. It's, like, sex.

 

[Problem Child]

Nutella is for during sex, tortilla chips and salsa are for after sex.

Unless you're into BDSM, then habanero salsa might be considered a fine anal lubricant.

 

[*bratcat*]

I am sorry,

 

[PacificBlue]

OUCH!!! *covering sensitive tooshie with hands* that was one visual I did not need!

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'd be too busy bouncing around and squealing, "GET IT OFF!!!" if PC tried to lick haagen daaz off the small of my back. Not to mention if you apply it liberally to a penis, you'll have a guy whose suddenly become an "innie" if you know what I mean.

 

[*bratcat*]

it is all in the way it is applied..

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think ice is more effective than ice cream. Less mess, easy to handle packages, and you can see how he likes a prostate ice pack. *sniggering*

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[lavender]

 

[*bratcat*]

ewwwww

 

[KillerMuffin]

Tap water, frozen solid, is fine for anal play. Just make sure it doesn't have any of those fake joke flies people sometimes put in them because they're tacky. Imagine explaining that one to your HMO while the ER docs laugh hysterically in the background.

 

[Starfish]

Fresh fried ones are best. The rest is for the lazy.

Cumming while frying up a batch is fun also.