Top ten things only women understand.

[plasticman33]

10. A cat's facial expression.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white and eggshell.

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

And the number one thing only women understand:

1. Other women!

 

[april-wine]

hehe......

 

[P. B. Walker]

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

Wait... this isn't the goal of the trip? WTF?

 

[Guest]

now wait a minute...lol
i'm a woman and only understand #'s 9,7,4, and 2

 

[LadyG]

LOL!!! So true

Especially - Beige/Eggshell/Ecru

 

[J.B.]

LMAO!!!!


Fat clothes!

 

[plasticman33]

Re: Re: Top ten things only women understand.

Wait... this isn't the goal of the trip? WTF?

I know!! It is for me too!

 

[Monazwx]

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white and eggshell.

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.

Everyone should get at least these three.

 

[LadyG]

Don't even go there about the shoes, k??

 

[J.B.]

I admit it! It's just an excuse to get more shoes.

 

[LadyG]

Red shoes, black shoes, beige shoes, purple shoes, blue shoes.
White shoes, ecru shoes, brown shoes, pink shoes....

Ohhhh....

And let's not discuss boots eitehr.

 

[The Temptress]

You forgot one hon......the most important one of all!!!!
The joy of motherhood !!!!







Live Love Laugh And Be Happy

 

[J.B.]

Red shoes, black shoes, beige shoes, purple shoes, blue shoes.
White shoes, ecru shoes, brown shoes, pink shoes....

Ohhhh....

And let's not discuss boots either.

I was going to get these great I mean great pair of 5' black suede Mary Jane’s. I was $2 short! I cried.

 

[LadyG]

I got THE most gorgeous pair of "fuck me" sandals..

Black, 4" heel, all strappy with ankle ties.

**Sigh**

I may never wear them...but I can look at them


I have done that too, J.B., cried over not being able to afford a pair of shoes. LOL!! Sad.

 

[ESH419]

Sweet list and quite amusing!

I'd have to say take number 9 off tho. I'm a guy and my little sister explained girls and shoes to me in a way i can understand.

It's like guys and hats.

I have about 8 NY Giants hats, 3 NASCAR hats, 3 minor league baseball hats, 2 Baltimore Oreiles (gah! can't spell) hats, 3 college hats that aren't my school, one from my own school and so many more i can't think of off the top of my head. Do i ever wear more than one, nope. Do i even know where most of them are? 'Course not.

~ESH419

 

[Sukit_beatch!]

Ponch understands everything about women and motorcycles.

 

[Donna Greed]

We always understand other women? That's news to me.

 

[Cleopatra]

I may never wear them...but I can look at them

This is one thing I think only women can understand too....

 

[Pixie]

LMAO! I was just thinking about how I need a new pair of shoes...

 

[plasticman33]

Are all women like Imelda Marcos?

 

[fillmup]

women don't even understand themselfs.

 

[P. B. Walker]

#11. When going to the mall, every store between you and your destination is open season in terms of window shopping and stepping in for a "quick peek".

Whereas men have blinders on.

 

[Pixie]

Are all women like Imelda Marcos?

Some of just don't have the funds...

Naah, I'm not that bad, really I'm not...

 

[plasticman33]

Why is it a guy probably has maybe two pair of good shoes, a comfortable pair of torn up tennies, maybe a comfy pair of old boots. While a woman can fill up an entire walk in closet with everything from high heels to walking shoes?

 

[huskie]

I got THE most gorgeous pair of "fuck me" sandals..

Black, 4" heel, all strappy with ankle ties.

**Sigh**

I may never wear them...but I can look at them


I have done that too, J.B., cried over not being able to afford a pair of shoes. LOL!! Sad.

When you put them on......... that would put my face in a very soft place


if my calculations are right??