Top Ten Reasons for not going to church proved weak by appling to washing oneself

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Top Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash

10. People who make soap are only are your money

9. The Bathroon isn't warm enough

8. I really don't have time

7. I'll start washing when I'm older

6. none of my friends wash

5. I wash only on Christmas and Easter

4. I used to wash, but it got boring

3. There are so many kinds of soap, I could neve decide which was right

2. People who wash are hypocrites -- they think they are cleaner than others

1. I was forced to wash as a child

 

[morninggirl5]

HUH????



Oh, now I see.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

HUH????



Oh, now I see.

they are excuses people use to not go to church just interchange going to church with washing

 

[Azwed]

that is such a weak metaphor todd. Please let it die.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I just wanted to log on and say congrats Todd for the "Most Incomprehensible Thread Title Award"! Way to go, bud!

 

[HarlemBlade]

Sorry, Todd, but every time I read "proved weak by appling to washing oneself," I start laughing uncontrollably.

 

[Black_Bird]

Hey - I thought that the thread was funny.

Or... at least the *concept* of the thread was funny. It could have been done better though.

 

[SweetBrat73]

LMAO


Brat

 

[sch00lteacher]

Funny thread.

But my religion (Pantheism) doesn't have churches. We don't need them.

 

[Black_Bird]

Funny thread. But my religion (Pantheism) doesn't have churches. We don't need them.

[Mexican Accent]WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' CHURCHES![/Mexican Accent]

...but a bond fire to dance around and a virgin to sacrifice now and again would be nice.