Top Panic Buying Tip

[hobbit.]

IF you have to panic buy (i.e. you are so shit scared of covid) then go for toilet rolls. since most newspapers went on line rather than on news print, toilet roll has gone up in value, I tried wiping my bottom on an I-pad (after looking at an online daily mail edition) and the result was not as good as even two ply toilet roll let alone 3 ply shay butter impregnated tissue. I would imagine a lerge screen lap top would be equally ineffective.

 

[oggbashan]

IF you have to panic buy (i.e. you are so shit scared of covid) then go for toilet rolls. since most newspapers went on line rather than on news print, toilet roll has gone up in value, I tried wiping my bottom on an I-pad (after looking at an online daily mail edition) and the result was not as good as even two ply toilet roll let alone 3 ply shay butter impregnated tissue. I would imagine a lerge screen lap top would be equally ineffective.

Use The Times. The newsprint does not come off, unlike The Sun and the Daily Mail.

 

[Jada59]

IF you have to panic buy (i.e. you are so shit scared of covid) then go for toilet rolls. since most newspapers went on line rather than on news print, toilet roll has gone up in value, I tried wiping my bottom on an I-pad (after looking at an online daily mail edition) and the result was not as good as even two ply toilet roll let alone 3 ply shay butter impregnated tissue. I would imagine a lerge screen lap top would be equally ineffective.

Go old style. Use corn cobs. Or do what women do after we have a baby. Use a peri bottle. Or if you don't one, use any bottle with a sport top. Fill it with warm water, squirt away, drip dry.

 

[toeskr]

IF you have to panic buy (i.e. you are so shit scared of covid) then go for toilet rolls. since most newspapers went on line rather than on news print, toilet roll has gone up in value, I tried wiping my bottom on an I-pad (after looking at an online daily mail edition) and the result was not as good as even two ply toilet roll let alone 3 ply shay butter impregnated tissue. I would imagine a lerge screen lap top would be equally ineffective.

Define lerge.

 

[phrodeau]

Related thread: https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1519135

 

[Saint_Ann]

When all else fails, yous guys could use your old Playboy mags. Tough call but you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[hobbit.]

Define lerge.

17 inch upwards.