Top 5 Lit Women I wanna fuck and why

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

5. All of them - Cause they are drop dead gorgeous

4. All of them - Cause they are all intelligent{means I don't stand a chance anyways}

3. All of them - Cause they all have great personalities.

2. All of them - Cause They are so desireable.

and

1. All of them - Cause I am so damn horny one is not going to be enough.

 

[lilminx]

Shouldn't this thread be titled "The top 5 reasons why I want to fuck all women at Lit"?

 

[shyybabe]

Only 5 reasons?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I think your on to something i just wish it was me

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Only 5 reasons?

the reasons are endless my Sexy ShyBabe from the mile out club but alas I can only post a thread of 250,000 characters

 

[artful]

Statement

I agree with Minx.

 

[morninggirl5]

Finally a list that doesn't exclude anyone.


Good Job, Todd.


Now, be careful of typing me as mw. I automatically read that as "I think you're on to something, I just wish it was Michael Waltrip." and then I get angry, because why are you wishing anyone other than ME that pleasure.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Todd-o, I hate to break it to ya babe, but some of us would chew you up and spit you out in one sitting. You wouldn't be able to fuck all the women at Lit because, quite frankly, you wouldn't be able to move without at least a month of recuperation. With me it would require a trip to the ER. I bite.

Don't overestimate yourself.

 

[Renegade]

Bet Siren will pop in here after awhile to talk about how she hates these list threads since they hurt the feelings of those who aren't included. Know some of the guys here have to be feeling pretty left out right about now.

Poor bastards.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Todd-o, I hate to break it to ya babe, but some of us would chew you up and spit you out in one sitting. You wouldn't be able to fuck all the women at Lit because, quite frankly, you wouldn't be able to move without at least a month of recuperation. With me it would require a trip to the ER. I bite.

Don't overestimate yourself.

I am so horny right now, I am typing with my cock, I wouldn't care if 3/4 of you used me up, broke me down as long as soon as i recovered from one i moved on to another

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Finally a list that doesn't exclude anyone.


Good Job, Todd.


Now, be careful of typing me as mw. I automatically read that as "I think you're on to something, I just wish it was Michael Waltrip." and then I get angry, because why are you wishing anyone other than ME that pleasure.

thanks just for you an extra ride on the Todd-'o'-Vision

 

[Marxist]

Todd, there are some nasty stanky bitches in the general population and Lit. is no exception.

I'm not going to point out the ones that you want to avoid but trust me, you don't want them all.

And don't waste your cock typing talent on us. See if you can get on Letterman or something.

 

[morninggirl5]

Todd, reread my post, I'm mad at you.



And then you go back and edit and spell it mew???

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Todd, reread my post, I'm mad at you.



And then you go back and edit and spell it mew???

I'm sorry please forgive me?

This thing is acting funky tonight

 

[WriterDom]

Todd, there are some nasty stanky bitches in the general population and Lit. is no exception.

I'm not going to point out the ones that you want to avoid but trust me, you don't want them all.

Nasty stanky bitches are part of a good education. Unfortunately for Todd he only has one shot. I'll try her out first if you like, Todd. Virginity is overrated.

 

[miles]

Gotta go with marxist on that one, Todd

There are a few I wouldn't fuck even if I used your dick.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Gotta go with marxist on that one, Todd

There are a few I wouldn't fuck even if I used your dick.

Can you write their names in the bathroom stalls for us?

 

[Phoenyx]

Can the same woman be on the list 5 times?