Top 10 things that are bad about being pregnant

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1. Morning sickness!
2. Bladder control !! You have none
3.constipation..
4. You can't see your feet anymore
5. your starting to swell like a ballon
6. For some reason you get stuck in the couch and some need to help you out..
7.Sleep.. YOu don't get any if your lucky you can take a nap here and there
8.the baby and his or her timeing to kick you in the ribs.play with your bladder,should I go on
10.Labor YOu try pushing a watermelon out of a lemon hole and see what happens ...
 
9. math! it's hard enough to concentrate that you skip numbers here and there. (hell, i do that already, and i'm a guy!)

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best of luck to ya!!
 
How about streach marks. I swear my ass looked like a road map when I was pregnant for the first time. :)
 
hahaha

i have never more happy that i am a guy. i don't ever have to worry about any of that stuff. yeah for me!!!!
 
but at least you can have all the sex you want without worrying about birth control
 
Ahh stretch marks...why in the world on top of all the awfulness of being pregnant to begin with,do we have to have stretch marks to remember the pregnancy?
 
Good lord, stretch marks with my first appeared in the WORST spot for me! My breasts were covered in the damn thing within like the first 2 months. Then, my belly. With number two, they stretched farther down my belly, and to the tops of my legs. With this one, all the exsisting ones stretched even more.


<-----is ready to be DONE, can you tell?
 
COCOA BUTTER is all I have to say about stetch marks. I bathed in the shit while I was pregnant with both. I have no stretch marks!

The thing I hated the worst while being pregnant was not being able to sleep on my belly. I hated that!
 
I sure wish I had been smart enough to use cocoa butter or something like that while I was pregnant :(.

The thing I hated the most about being pregnant was having gestational diabetes. I had to stick myself in the finger 3 times a day to test my blood and I'm afraid of needles. I hated it, but I am a lot better about getting blood taken or getting shots now.
 
I kind of liked the fact that my boobs got bigger, and stayed that way.
 
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