Top 10 reasons NOT to bitch at a newbie ~

[Cath!]

1. They may just be the love of your life but you haven't met them yet.

2. They may be smarter/prettier/funnier than you.

3. You may need to EXCHANGE favors one day (is that better, Blushing Rose )

4. They might want to learn the proper way to experience cybersex...or if you get really lucky...phonesex!

5. They may be rich!

6. They might be someone famous in disguise.

7. Hell, they might be your mother/father/sister/brother!

8. At first it might not happen...but they may just make you smile when you see their name!

9. They could turn out to be one of your best friends but you haven't given them a chance yet.

10. They may have really, really nice shoes.

 

[modest mouse]

The only one that really matters is:

They have something to say.

 

[Ravenloft]

Nice shoes? HELL FUCKING YEAH! To hell with all the other reasons... Momma always taught me that if person had nice shoes, you had to be good to them... IE take them off and offer a foot massage.

But really really nice shoes? God, that HAS to be the ultimate reason to be nice to someone...

 

[Rambling Rose]

That's only 9 reasons, newbie! Reason #3 is identical to reason #4!

We need 10 distinctly different reasons in order for this to be approved by the council. Try again?

(and Ravenloft? how do those shoes fit over your cloven hooves? )

 

[Styphon]

Sounds good to me, Cath!

Styphon

 

[Cath!]

That's only 9 reasons, newbie! Reason #3 is identical to reason #4!

We need 10 distinctly different reasons in order for this to be approved by the council. Try again?

You mean if I wanted YOU to do ME a favor...that is the same as you wanting ME to do YOU a favor?

hell...we could just DO each other!

 

[Subdude]

Positively!

Your list is such better reading. Even if the other is more of a joke than a flame. I certainly don't feel like I'll ever get beyond the newbie stage so it's nice to see a positive spin on things!

 

[Ravenloft]

BR, I think I busted the insoles...

 

[Tim1]

1. They may just be the love of your life but you haven't met them yet.

2. They may be smarter/prettier/funnier than you.

3. You may need a favor from them one day.

4. You may need them to do you a favor one day.

5. They may be rich!

6. They might be someone famous in disguise.

7. Hell, they might be your mother/father/sister/brother!

8. At first it might not happen...but they may just make you smile when you see their name!

9. They could turn out to be one of your best friends but you haven't given them a chance yet.

10. They may have really, really nice shoes.

Cath, I'm a newbie too and prob will not be posting as much as some of the others here because I don't live on here. But I'll bet before its over you will get lots of oldsters ripping you a new asshole in your thread.

As for me, welcome to Lit. It's probably not proper for ME to be doing that since I'm a slug Newbie, but what the hell.

 

[Rambling Rose]

BR, I think I busted the insoles...

http://www.emailbliss.com/files/Pictures/slideshow/images/pork.jpg

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: Top 10 reasons NOT to bitch at a newbie ~

 

[Ravenloft]

But, but, where's my curly pink... *Ahem* ???

Thats my best side you know...

And... How did you get that pic of me?! Bitch! Heheh!

 

[Renegade]

http://www.emailbliss.com/files/Pictures/slideshow/images/pork.jpg

Wilbur!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Charlotte? CHARLOTTE! *Sob*

 

[lavender]

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh, ow, that was harsh.

Still, for a girl who could shoot webs out her ass, Charlotte was one hot bitch! It was the eyes really... *Sigh* And she called him Stupendous... Never hurts to stroke a guys ego you know...

 

[Rambling Rose]

get a room, you two!

http://freespace.virgin.net/abi.bown/illustrations/charlotte.jpg

 

[Renegade]

Ravenloft

You and your damn animated bestiality fantasies.....

 

[lavender]

 

[Tim1]

Re: Re: Re: Top 10 reasons NOT to bitch at a newbie ~

For the record: The other thread WAS a joke. It was intended to basically say, people leave the newbies the fuck alone. They aren't doing anything right now that warrants getting upset about.



I don't think she will receive that reaction. Her list is very accurate. I agree with Modest Mouse though. If a newbie has something to say that's the #1 reason not to bitch at them.

Well maybe your right, As for having somehting to say, I'd say that goes for anyone who posts on here...not just a so called Newbie. There are pleanty of threads that I see that you don't have to be a Rocket Scientist to participate in. Since I use this as entertainment, I'll stick my .02 worth in those perhaps. I enjoy reading the political stuff and some of the opinions are very good. Just not my idea of relaxing......When I come here I really enjoy the wit I see from some and love to jump in with some stuff too.

 

[registered "^^"]

1. They may just be the love of your life but you haven't met them yet.

2. They may be smarter/prettier/funnier than you.

3. You may need to EXCHANGE favors one day (is that better, Blushing Rose )

4. They might want to learn the proper way to experience cybersex...or if you get really lucky...phonesex!

5. They may be rich!

6. They might be someone famous in disguise.

7. Hell, they might be your mother/father/sister/brother!

8. At first it might not happen...but they may just make you smile when you see their name!

9. They could turn out to be one of your best friends but you haven't given them a chance yet.

10. They may have really, really nice shoes.

and you never lose th habit of fluff threads!!!!!!

 

[estevie]

Top 10 reasons NOT to bitch at a newbie ~



you forgot one!

they might be someone you already know and love!

 

[Ravenloft]

Come on Ravenloft. I'll let you stare and talk to Charlotte all day. Just don't get too close. She bites, you know. At least Freud said that was man's greatest fear.

If it bites thats alright I got rough skin, heheh!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Two intelligent posts in and you're no longer a "Newbie". Who has time to bitch?

 

[lillend]

I'm a newbie and I have not been bitched at yet....should I feel loved....or ignored?