Top 10 Overused Euphemisms

[Guest]

Damn my anti-authoritarian streak. I now desperately want to submit something to them under this precise nom-de-plume. Oh, I'll include all the God they want, all the embarrassed non-sexual true love bullshit they want, even the euphemisms.

But this pen name.

The Conversion of My Heart
By
Lucifer_Carroll

Sad and lost, Satan finds himself 'rising' out of the depths of despair. His turgid member was throbbing intensely as he plunged into her wet warmth. "Yes," he thought, "Heaven is the place for me. I must atone, just as soon as I'm done using this sycophant."

i can see it now

 

[herecomestherain]

There's some interesting advice on not using euphemisms here in the guidelines provided by "Black Lace". The other point that might interest Lit writers is the call for submissions for short stories. Sounds like a good opportunity. It's a shame the "Office Sex" cat. deadline has passed as I thought sweetsubsarahh's office based tryst would have been perfect! Anyway just thought I'd mention it in case anyone's interested.Black Lace

 

[sweetnpetite]

Speaking of pen names, a lot of these euphamisms, while not fit for stories would be good for Lit names. (not character names- member names) How about:

LiquidCenter

honeyed_sweetness

herheavingbreasts

silk-over-steel

intimate_kisses

p.nubbin

Throbbing Manhood

Punishing/kiss

 

[Wholemanz]

I love name funnies...

Quite a few of my stories and characters have goofy names when the theme allows it.

Take for Example Harry Buttman and his mother, Bertha Buttman.

(Purty Prison Guard) Tittle taken from a local womens correctional facility. Purdy, changed to Purty... cause he will be...

 

[Belegon]

I think I may be guilty of having used "intimate kiss". but I probably used it to mean cunnilingus. Does that count?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I love name funnies...

Quite a few of my stories and characters have goofy names when the theme allows it.

Take for Example Harry Buttman and his mother, Bertha Buttman.

(Purty Prison Guard) Tittle taken from a local womens correctional facility. Purdy, changed to Purty... cause he will be...

Showing her versatility, the fair (actually redheaded) damsel in my interracial Halloween contest story is, Randi Druitt, the protag in my four-part incest series.

Rumple Foreskin