Tooting own horn also.

[NaughtyMike]

A novel idea.

For those who like a long novel type of story interlaced with humor, anagrams, obscure references, and trivia information, I have your series. All my stories are inter-connected and are about one main character, NaughtyMike, or just Mike as he is generally referred to. It appears I have a small loyal cult following. My stories are not for everyone, especially those who like their porn short, simple and to the point. Character is actually developed and there are some lengthy places between the sex scenes. Male readers have sent me e-mails claiming they are "hot." Mike is a bit sexist, female readers are more into the humor aspect. I haven't had one female claim they beat off, or what ever it is they fucking do, over my stories. (Looking for that one special woman to masturbate while reading my porno, must have lgood sense of humor, non-smoker, stable life style and big tits- forget all the other stuff if you have really big tits.)

The stories in chronological order:

1)Terry Takes on the Navy- Mike loses his wife in a poker game which results in numerous group sex scenes, a bathroom scene, and inter-racial wife swapping with photos. This may bring back memories for those stationed in Groton Conn.

2)Mike Returns Home- after divorcing his wife, Mike returns home, goes to a party with his sexy sister, who gives every guy there a blow job, except her brother. Mike blackmails his sister into getting a blowjob on the way home. Once home Mike, ends up in bed with his mother. I used 3 anagrams in this story.

3) Nancy the Drama Teacher- Mike leaves home and works in Toms River New Jersey, where Nancy, a co-worker's wife invites him over one afternoon for a little afternoon delight. While Mike is going down on Nancy, she tells him a story about an inter-racial gangbang she had as a teacher. Then the husband comes home early... and doesn't join in.


4) Anita Biggerstaff- On the waiting floor to be published. Mike's sister visits over the holidays and bring up Anita, her husband's sister to stay with Mike who has a flash back to some of his sexual episodes with a local married DJ. Anita turns out to be a tease and Mike takes her against her will.

5) On the Block chapters 1-12. These are sexual adventures in Baltimore's Red Light District in an anything goes atmosphere. Characters pop in and out of the chapters, with chapters 6 and 7 taking place at Mike's apartment involving group sex with a young thing he picked up. Chapter 12 introduces Tammy, his new girlfriend as he leaves his Block days behind.

6)Three for Tammy- a group sex story told from two viewpoints, one from Mike's, one from Tammy's with paragraph's alternating back and forth. Different fonts are used to make it easy whose point of view you are reading. This is my favorite piece. It shows how 2 people experiencing the same event have two different ideas as to what is going on. It is a classic in the battle of the sexes.

7)The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down. Dave, a close buddy of Mike's (appears in a number of episodes) returns the group sex favor with his less to be desired drunk married girlfriend.

8) Readers Guide to NaughtyMike- to help you with some obscure references, subtitles, anagrams etc. I have created a humorous quiz about the stories.

9) Currently working on an untitled piece where NaughtyMike loses his virginity. This would go at the front of all these pieces and will use Terry, his wife from Terry Takes on the Navy.

NOTE: Drugs are used in these episodes. Remember not to try this at home. These people are of the love generation and are professionals. Kids-stay in school and don't do drugs unless you are sure to get laid.

 

[NaughtyMike]

40 reads

Okay, 40 people have read this with no comments. I bet these are the same people bitching about lack of feedback.

 

[Quasimodem]

You are making an assumption, Mike.

Those may be 40 "Views" (53 when I looked in)
but not necessarily 1 actual "Read."

I, for example, only finished reading your second post.

 

[gaigirl]

I, for example, only finished reading your second post.

And I only read it because Quasi did, and I'm stalking him.

Just kidding. Speaking for myself, and echoing what I think Mike thinks, I want to write completely, not just hot. It takes time to set up the characters and the situations, and sure, I know this is supposed to be a forum for "HOT", but it isn't easy for me to believe that two strangers would boff in the second paragraph. I'm here for more than hot. I'm here for writing hot and hot writing. If I had to choose between the two, I'd go for writing.

I'll check out your stories Mike, and since I'm a bona fide female, I'll let you know "whatever it is I fucking do."

 

[Guest]

And I only read it because Quasi did, and I'm stalking him.

Just kidding. Speaking for myself, and echoing what I think Mike thinks, I want to write completely, not just hot. It takes time to set up the characters and the situations, and sure, I know this is supposed to be a forum for "HOT", but it isn't easy for me to believe that two strangers would boff in the second paragraph. I'm here for more than hot. I'm here for writing hot and hot writing. If I had to choose between the two, I'd go for writing.

I'll check out your stories Mike, and since I'm a bona fide female, I'll let you know "whatever it is I fucking do."

Thank you. I'll even settle for an accidental stalk. I do have t strangers fucking by paragraph two-plus, but one is a prostitute.

 

[NaughtyMike]

And I only read it because Quasi did, and I'm stalking him.

Just kidding. Speaking for myself, and echoing what I think Mike thinks, I want to write completely, not just hot. It takes time to set up the characters and the situations, and sure, I know this is supposed to be a forum for "HOT", but it isn't easy for me to believe that two strangers would boff in the second paragraph. I'm here for more than hot. I'm here for writing hot and hot writing. If I had to choose between the two, I'd go for writing.

I'll check out your stories Mike, and since I'm a bona fide female, I'll let you know "whatever it is I fucking do."

Thanks for reading Terry Takes on the Navy. I have completed the story that would precede that one, and submitted it today where Mike loses his virginity to Terry in a bizarre setting.

 

[Whispersecret]

Here are my reasons:

Tooting your own horn is slightly off-putting, so you're starting off on the wrong foot with me.

I have a pet peeve about reading stories that revolve around the author. I always anticipate a giant ME ME ME fest. I'm just not into that.

No offense. It's my problem completely.

 

[NaughtyMike]

Here are my reasons:

Tooting your own horn is slightly off-putting, so you're starting off on the wrong foot with me.

I have a pet peeve about reading stories that revolve around the author. I always anticipate a giant ME ME ME fest. I'm just not into that.

No offense. It's my problem completely.

The stories do revolve around a central character, but he's not always the biggest, brightest or gets the best of people in all occasions. He is human. He makes mistakes, errors in judgement, and sometimes comes out ahead. If you are going to be a critic, you need to first leran to read a story before judging it.

I write primarily for the humor aspect. There is a small cult out there who like to mix sex, humor, and reality in a story.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Mike, you little copy-cat!

 

[Quasimodem]

Mike, you little copy-cat!

Actually, if I could, I'd be a little copy-cat, too!
But I'm caught in a double bind:

While half of me wants to toot my own horn,
The other half wants to hde my own toot.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ah, the boasterous semi-exhibitionist syndrome!

I think you can get off by flashing yourself in front of the bathroom mirror.

 

[Quasimodem]

I tried that once.

That's the road to impotency.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Or narcissism.

 

[Quasimodem]

Upon reflection, I must say: "That depends."

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Everything depends, Quasi. There's never any ultimate truth, it always depend on the situation.

 

[Whispersecret]

A few comments:

A story that revolves around the author as the main character, no matter how flawed the character is, is still centering on that person. It can't help but be a me-fest.

The question is, why DID you name your main character after yourself?

Critics need not read everything in order for their opinion to be valid. Neither do they need to be writers themselves; they need only be readers. In addition, I must point out that I didn't criticize your stories. You asked why there were so many reads of this thread and no replies. So I told you why I wasn't interested in reading them.

They could be perfectly good stories.

Finally, if you do a search back on my posts (not that I expect you to), you'll see that I don't bitch about lack of feedback.

If you want honest criticism, be willing to exchange it with someone. The story discussion circle is a great place for that. This board can work too. Foster relationships with writers of comparable skill and trade favors.

If you want strokes, write excellent stories, and the complimentary email will come.

Yeah, I'm a condescending bitch sometimes. But sometimes I can be a real sweetheart. Hopefully it balances out.

 

[NaughtyMike]

A few comments:

A story that revolves around the author as the main character, no matter how flawed the character is, is still centering on that person. It can't help but be a me-fest.

The question is, why DID you name your main character after yourself?

Critics need not read everything in order for their opinion to be valid. Neither do they need to be writers themselves; they need only be readers. In addition, I must point out that I didn't criticize your stories. You asked why there were so many reads of this thread and no replies. So I told you why I wasn't interested in reading them.

They could be perfectly good stories.

Finally, if you do a search back on my posts (not that I expect you to), you'll see that I don't bitch about lack of feedback.

If you want honest criticism, be willing to exchange it with someone. The story discussion circle is a great place for that. This board can work too. Foster relationships with writers of comparable skill and trade favors.

If you want strokes, write excellent stories, and the complimentary email will come.

Yeah, I'm a condescending bitch sometimes. But sometimes I can be a real sweetheart. Hopefully it balances out.

Well CB, The reason why the main character is named after me is because the stories, except a couple of gang bangs and the incest stuff are basically actual events which happened to me. I normally don't even alter names, except for family members and that is for pun and anagram reasons mostly.

It is rare if I ever get negative feedback. Here are my latest feedbacks cut and paste for October.

Comments:

One of the most entertaining stories I have read on this site. Great job!

Comments:

Your style is very familiar. Did you previously write erotica under the name
"Mike Hunt"?

Comments:

I really love your sense of humor...thanks for the laughs. I look forward to
the next story

Cathy

Comments:

Very interesting. While its difficult to separate your fact from fiction, your
essay for a HOOT & a HALF!

I just emailed copies to my wife and my son.

Sporty


Comments:

I absolutely loved your humorous angle. In fact, I am still sitting here
giggling loke a drunken schoolboy



Comments:

Good story-- No, I didn't jerk off, after all, I'm female, but I did squirm in
my chair.

Gaigirl


I LOVE your haloween story!!! I laughed til i cried! our family used to
throw pumpkin guts at each other too, but only the kids, the parents didnt
get into it and usualy stopped us. i also liked how it looked for a while
there like you'd get roasted alive in the shack. happy ending there.
it was nice of you to have the recipe for pumpkin seeds too. i never saw
that in a book or story b4. but are you realy suposed to use that much
butter? thats an awfull lot. when I have pumpkin seeds i toast them ina fry
pan with just a little butter and salt and I also put in a little garlic
salt. you can even put a little sprinkle cheese in there and its good too.
I gave it a 5. i hope you win. if you do, what would the prize be?
xoxoxo *Star*


Star is a regular on feedback, My number 2 fan behind my editor. Can't wait until she is legal.

So I do get feedback on my stories CB. I was just wondering why authors like yourself don't read and comment on them. Seems there are a lot of egos at work here, not just my own.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Does anyone but me have a problem with a dad sending an erotic story to his son?

 

[NaughtyMike]

Does anyone but me have a problem with a dad sending an erotic story to his son?

What if Dad is 60 and son is 40? I had the same thought myself. That response wasn't to a story, but an Essay, "Ancient Sex and the Bible" which included a few choice words, but not erotica.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hm. OK. I still find it a bit weird, though. "Hey, son, I ran across this very interesting essay about ancient sex and the bible, on an erotica website the other night..:"

 

[Whispersecret]

Star is a regular on feedback, My number 2 fan behind my editor. Can't wait until she is legal.

So I do get feedback on my stories CB. I was just wondering why authors like yourself don't read and comment on them. Seems there are a lot of egos at work here, not just my own.

I have always discouraged underage readers from coming to Literotica. I'm sure they don't heed me, but I still have to tell them. It's the teacher in me.

What does an (assuming you mean inflated) ego have to do with reading other people's stories and commenting on them? They're not mutually exclusive.

I read stories. I read stories written by people I am "friends" with here. I read stories that interest me when I have the time to goof around. I read stories that are in "competition" with mine, like in last year's holiday story contest. I also read stories that are associated with mine. For example, in the recent Talisman chain story, I read the other author's work.

Of all the stories I read, I try to vote, but sometimes I just forget. Or I backclick before I get to the voting box. I rarely send feedback. Here's why.

A story has to be exceptionally good in some way in order for me to be moved enough to write the author. My time is valuable, and I'm not going to waste it dashing off a note to someone about a mediocre story. If you go by the law of averages, only a small percentage of stories is going to WOW me.

I generallydon't send negative feedback, again, because of the valuable time element. Say I take the time to list some areas where the writer could improve. There's a good chance that the writer doesn't give a shit about improving. Sorry. Not going to go to that trouble on the CHANCE the writer might appreciate my pointing out their weaknesses.

So, looking back at my reasons for giving and not giving feedback, reading and not reading stories, I guess you could say that my ego comes into play, only because I believe my time is more important than validating a stranger's sense of writerhood.

And who's CB?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: A novel idea.

(Looking for that one special woman to masturbate while reading my porno, must have lgood sense of humor, non-smoker, stable life style and big tits- forget all the other stuff if you have really big tits.)

You're trying to pick up women.

Well, I won't be reading. I hate the whole ulterior motive thing. It leaves me feeling slimey.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I always see it like, I don't owe anyone anything. If some dumb schmuck wants to take me out and buy me an expensive dinner even though I've told him upfront that I ain't gonna heat on my Sweetheart, then it's his money that's going down the drain...

 

[KillerMuffin]

I just so hate to not live up to another person's expectations. Particularly when I've got big tits and a big ego to go with 'em.

I have, by the by, read Mike once in the past. I'm a retired squid, how could I resist?

 

[Quasimodem]

... I ain't gonna heat on my Sweetheart ...

Aw com'on, Svenskaflicka!

'Heat on your sweatheart!'

You love the guy, doncha?