toooo drunk ass

[Lasz]

imm tooo drunk to type all thoese damn fre birthaydy shots. i am trytig so hartd to tpe right now. I just want to see what birthday wishes I get. The more the ladies the happier I will be. Im 21 and drunk, it felt so weird and being the bar tonight and being LEGAL> I am having good time. Thak oyu friends for this. PLease ladied PM me and message me, damn friends and free birthday shots. im soooo drunk i love this site and all the beutiful woman onlit. I hope you c an read this. im 21q and letgal woo hooo. sorry if this was hard to read. I just had to types something, (I have nefer used the backspace so much). 21 is good. I love you juicylips and rubyfruit.

 

[Azwed]

hahaha omg you are going to be so hungover in the morning.

Oh and you are going to be so emberassed when you reread this later.

But yeah happy birthday don't go puke in your bed.

 

[modest mouse]

Happy Birthday!

Your present:

4 Advil and a glass of water in the morning.

Enjoy.

 

[Lasz]

holy shit me 21 and drunk whatr fuc king cocept, i want water.

that sound good holy wow
I lovve thie .... and it is LEGAL ya hoooooooo....

 

[Silverlily]

See child, pros can drink and still type straight.

Have fun, be careful, and here's to many years of intoxicated posting.

 

[Lasz]

I love being drunk and legal this is great!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lasz]

I love you all!!! everyone is great!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Happy birthday! Sounds like your 21st was a hell of a lot better than mine! Come back and tell us what you can remember after the hang over settles in some.

 

[dqrich]

Whoa...

I'm fairly sure there's no carpeting on your wall so be sure to get off the floor before starting a conversation tomarrow morning.

Happy B-day

 

[scylis]

just don't freak out when you wake up in the freezer display thing at the local convenience store and you should be fine!

 

[Summery]

I'm glad to hear you went out and had so much fun.
Just don't forget those 2 aspirins & tons of water in the morning! Or have you already passed out? I have a feeling somebody is going to feel like a freight train hit them!

 

[juicylips]

I love you juicylips and rubyfruit.

god... are you wasted!!!


love ya too, sweetie...

don't forget to post us about your horrific hangover and if you got laid!!

That is if you remember....lmao
Cassidy

 

[christophe]

I am not so think as you drunk I am

 

[1hotjob]

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[Rambling Rose]

Happy birthday to a happy drunk! Take two aspirin and we'll see you in about 12 hours.

 

[kotori]

Congratz, Laz

being legal doesn't help make the hangovers any less miserable, but at least there's not the guilt.

 

[Lasz]

I dont remember this

I dont remember typing this, geeze was I drunk. And yes I do feel like shit right now. I went bar hopping and every bar gave me a free birthday shot. WHich I then bought a beer after each one. Well if you do that about 4 times, you can feel pretty bad. I think every shot consisted of Bacardi 151 and stuff. I think I threw up 2 times last night, could be more, who knows? I definatly have a stomach ache, bread and water for me today! My car is on the other end of campus and I dont feel like going to get the damn thing! Well thanks for all your replies to my drunken thread. ANd thanks for all the happy birthdays. I think I am going to go back to bed, ugh

 

[Silverlily]

It lives. (hehe)

I have one word for you - Gatorade.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my. Happy asprinfull birthday!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

True story....

A friend of mine was out drinking, celebrating his birthday night. The following afternoon as he started to open his eyes, his immediate thought was "OMG I'm dead!" as he saw this BIG bright light directly in front of him. His life started to flash before his eyes, and he started to pray for forgiveness. Minutes later he realized he was sprawled out on his kitchen floor with his head laying in his refrigerator! He wasn't heard from for another two days!

Glad you had a nice birthday! Gatorade's a good idea; keep yourself hydrated.

 

[April]

Happy birthday Lazarus. Shh, go sit down. There's a good boy. The room will stop spinning eventually. Trust me.

 

[dqrich]

Re: True story....

A friend of mine was out drinking, celebrating his birthday night. The following afternoon as he started to open his eyes, his immediate thought was "OMG I'm dead!" as he saw this BIG bright light directly in front of him. His life started to flash before his eyes, and he started to pray for forgiveness. Minutes later he realized he was sprawled out on his kitchen floor with his head laying in his refrigerator! He wasn't heard from for another two days!

Glad you had a nice birthday! Gatorade's a good idea; keep yourself hydrated.

lmao

 

[freakygirl]

hehehe.. Your post reminded me of this



Starkle, Starkle, little twink
Who the hell are you I think
I'm not under what you call,
the alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
but the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more drink to fill up my cup,
'cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.

 

[Lasz]

IM good

Woo Hoo I am no longer hung over, I can actually talk now. Everyone was calling me to tell me happy birthday and I didn't want to talk to them. Now I can study for the exam I have tomarrow at 10am!!! Thanks again everyone.

 

[Lasz]

I was STILL hung over when I took that exam the next day.
(just to reflect on that 7 months later!) I was feeling better but I would still be hung over for another 24 hours.