too small????

[RobDownSouth]

Depends on your age. How old are you?

Oh come on, Laurel, don't tell me you still believe Manu's little "it'll get bigger as I get older, I promise!" pickup line....

 

[Laurel]

Oh come on, Laurel, don't tell me you still believe Manu's little "it'll get bigger as I get older, I promise!" pickup line....

*shhhhh...I caught an inappropriate user this way once*

 

[Riles]

My honest opinion? I've seen worse.

...I have also seen better. You think we care, but it's a funny thing, the best thing about our lovers bodies is that they are indeed our lovers' body.

 

[girlsmiley]

Depends on your age. How old are you?

I'm guessing the guy is 35ish? Wayyy too young to be posting here.

We only like old dudes around here, sorry.

 

[Riles]

I think worldly is a nicer term, smiley.

 

[girlsmiley]

Too dumb.

*sigh*

fyp, cuzzy.

 

[Aquagal]

I'm guessing the guy is 35ish? Wayyy too young to be posting here.

We only like old dudes around here, sorry.

This made me smile.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm guessing the guy is 35ish? Wayyy too young to be posting here.

We only like old dudes around here, sorry.

 

[girlsmiley]

I think worldly is a nicer term, smiley.

Sorry. Usually I'm quite lovely.

 

[girlsmiley]

GOOD MORNING ROB

 

[SBroadB9]

I think worldly is a nicer term, smiley.

Or, perhaps, experienced.

 

[girlsmiley]

Mishka, baby!!! Tear dat boy up, yeah baby. WHOOOO!
Hey kid. whatever your name is, next posting a pic of your part set something up next to it so people can get a true sense of its size.

People are strange
When you're an intmt stranger...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is that a portmanteau? Like, his balls are blue and furry?

That's possible, maybe he hasn't had a lady Bigfoot in a long time.

 

[RobDownSouth]

GOOD MORNING ROB

And a very good morning to you, Ms. Smiley. You seem very chipper this morning, and may I say that color looks very good on you.... you're definitely a "spring" color person....

 

[Riles]

Or, perhaps, experienced.

No, that makes me worry about STI's.

 

[RobDownSouth]

No, that makes me worry about STI's.

STI = STD + UTI?

 

[dolf]

blah! guys who harp on about experience

every woman is different, so whatever little trick worked on your ex might make the next woman hurl. guys who harp on about experience are usually trying to play the same tune on every woman they bed. bedroom bores.

gimme a man with a willingness to explore the unknown.

 

[Riles]

Changed the term in the past while.

Same thing. Different packaging really.

And UTI's are nasty little buggers to get under control in hospital setting I have discovered.

 

[Lancecastor]

gimme a man with a willingness to explore the unknown.

An Asstronaut, perhaps?


Edited: you said unknown...sorry.

 

[girlsmiley]

No, that makes me worry about STI's.

I'll never read an application the same again.

And a very good morning to you, Ms. Smiley. You seem very chipper this morning, and may I say that color looks very good on you.... you're definitely a "spring" color person....

I AM chipper this morning.

Thanks, Rob. I've a lot to feel happy about. My tummy's better. I had a delicious dinner last night and went to bed early. It's Friday (yuss), and for the first time in my whole life I get to be a mum on Mother's Day this weekend. So stoked.

 

[Skiddles2014]

I would like to kno the opinion of the women on lit

Get a life you fucking loser.

 

[mynameisfluttershy]

It's so tiny that even CERN would have trouble locating it.