Too Much Coffee?

[Isolde]

10 Ways To Know I Have Had Too Much Coffee
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1. Saw elephants

2. Tried to catch said elephants

3. Disco danced around my cubicle at work

4. Had to re-mortgage the house to buy more espresso

5. Bartender told me I'd had enough

6. Heard sloshing sounds when I walked

7. Shook too much to hook up the coffee IV

8. Supported the other half of the Colombian GNP

9. Been to the John 15 times in the last 30 minutes

10. Seizures are starting to affect my driving

 

[Mistress]

Thats why I dont drink coffee!

 

[Xander]

Coffee!! there's no such thing as too much coffee, what are you talking about TOO much COFFEE are you nuts.....Coffee is good. Coffee is very GOOD. CoFFEEE!!!!!

 

[Angel]

I love coffee.

Sometimes I even put some in my cup of sugar and cream.

 

[Blackbich]

There's no such thing as too much coffee! Of course I can say that because I drink decaf now!! That really makes a difference.

 

[Xander]

EEEWWWW Decaf!!! but what about the rush then????

 

[Pyper]

Okay see one time Randy Beaman took too many No-Doz when he was trying to write a speech in his hotel room the night before the speech competition and he saw his duffel bag jump out from the shadows to attack him.

Kay bye.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Xander, you took the words right out of my mouth. There's no such thing as too much coffee. So I'm going to write a little poem about it!

Ode to Coffee
Coffee is:
my motivation,
my caffeination,
my love, my life,
my sun, my moon,
my stars and sky,
my north, my south,
my east and west,
my noon, my midnight,
every hour in between...

Alright... that was actually something of a rip-off eulogy from "Four Weddings and a Funeral," but it serves the same purpose. I'm going to go make a pot right now.
http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/k/coffee11.gif

[Edited by Myst on 04-10-2001 at 11:31 AM]

 

[Iris]

Don't be so sure

For me at least, there indeed is such a thing as too much coffee. If I drink more than 2 cups in each sitting, I feel like shit almost immediately afterwards. My heart feels like it's going to explode, I feel really, really hot, sometimes I even end up running to the toilet a bunch of times, and not to take a pee. Get my meaning?

The real fun starts about 2 hours after I've had too much caffeine. My blood sugar crashes through the floor, I get weak, shaky and lightheaded and I have to eat now.

So yeah, too much coffee.

 

[Neale]

Java...java...java...java...

Must have the bean!
If I weren't so wimpy about skin puncturing, I'd have an IV of the joy juice!
Ye canna hae too much o' the brewin's o' yon magick cherry!
Unless, of course, you fill your hot tub with it, go into caffeine overdose, and slip beneath the surface for good. But, hey! You'll have terrific-smelling mortal remains!

 

[Isolde]

LMAO! Okay I think everyone here has proved that most of Lit is indeed taking in too much coffe...or No-Doz if that is your preference. *falls to floor laughing and cant reach the keyboard to type anymore................

 

[nytbrat]

off topic, sorry

myst...the eulogy in 4 weddings-do you know where it came from? i happen to like it and have never been able to find it...
~brat

 

[bluntforcemama]

NYbrat... I pretty sure it's original work from the director of that movie. And just a suggestion, so you don't get confused with someone else, instead of going by brat for short, go by NY... it'll do you wonders in the long run.

 

[Silverlily]

Amen Xander darling!

Too much coffee? No such thing. And for the record, decaf is NOT coffee, it's just pretending.

Now...back away from my espresso and no one gets hurt.

 

[Isolde]

*laughs and backs far away from Kitten Eyes*