Too Drunk to Fuck but apparently not...

[Aphro]

Too drunk to eat her out.

Ya think this is to next thing to replace crowd surfing at concerts?


Couple has oral sex onstage at Dead Kennedys concert

 

[thør]

Too drunk to eat her out.

Ya think this is to next thing to replace crowd surfing at concerts?


Couple has oral sex onstage at Dead Kennedys concert

But she said, "Fuck me. Fuck me hard. Fuck me now."

What was he supposed to do?

 

[neci]

welp.

 

[lizxxxj]

good for her!

btw, not what I was expecting this thread to be about, haha

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's the Dead Kennedys. What else is there to do?

 

[bluebell]

But she said, "Fuck me. Fuck me hard. Fuck me now."

What was he supposed to do?

Climb off and go for a walk on the farm until she cleaned up her filthy language, naturally.

 

[thør]

Climb off and go for a walk on the farm until she cleaned up her filthy language, naturally.

That poor bastard.....

 

[bluebell]

That poor bastard.....

Probably loves chastity belts, too.

 

[Aphro]

Climb off and go for a walk on the farm until she cleaned up her filthy language, naturally.

No. Words. Just...I got nothing .

 

[thør]

Probably loves chastity belts, too.

Not my idea of fun.

 

[bluebell]

No. Words. Just...I got nothing .

Clearly he needs to attend a Dead Kennedys concert!

Not my idea of fun.

Purity is the cunting reward!

 

[thør]

Purity is the cunting reward!

Purity is no fun at all.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm not the type of person you should pass out on.

 

[richard_daily]

Too drunk to eat her out.

Ya think this is to next thing to replace crowd surfing at concerts?


Couple has oral sex onstage at Dead Kennedys concert

It's not a Dead Kennedy's concert if Jello isn't singing...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

THIS HAS BEEN A 'BEST OF THE PLAYGROUND' THREAD. Return next time when Afrodesalinization asks, WHATS YOUR FAVORITE VEGGIE SNACK.

 

[DesEsseintes]

In very different ways, every post on this thread has been golden. Thank you Aphroditiac and all contributors. Yes, including Mr Johnson because I take his point and feel his pain! And I agree that Dead Kennedys minus Jello is a different and milder beast.

 

[Tathagata]

It's not a Dead Kennedy's concert if Jello isn't singing...

I was just going to post this.
No Jello?
Might as well have oral sex because the music is gonna suck as well

 

[contrifan32]

I can't believe that the Dead Kennedys are still around.

 

[Adre]

She said, "baby, do you suck as much as this band?"

 

[Aphro]

THIS HAS BEEN A 'BEST OF THE PLAYGROUND' THREAD. Return next time when Afrodesalinization asks, WHATS YOUR FAVORITE VEGGIE SNACK.

Indeed. And soon I am going to ask what you're drinking, and what way you hang your toilet paper roll, too. Because I care.

I was just going to post this.
No Jello?
Might as well have oral sex because the music is gonna suck as well

I'd rather have no background music for sex, personally.

I can't believe that the Dead Kennedys are still around.

I know! I was thinking the same thing!

She said, "baby, do you suck as much as this band?"

#wehaveawinner Good one, Adre.

 

[richard_daily]

I can't believe that the Dead Kennedys are still around.

They're not.

Neither are the Germs or the Misfits.

They're just 2nd rate cover bands.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Indeed. And soon I am going to ask what you're drinking, and what way you hang your toilet paper roll, too. Because I care.



I'd rather have no background music for sex, personally.



I know! I was thinking the same thing!



#wehaveawinner Good one, Adre.

Great ideas! I'm gonna pester Laurel to make you PLAYGROUND editor!

 

[richard_daily]

jamesbjohnson should be honored that Night of the Living Rednecks was written about him.

 

[Aphro]

jamesbjohnson should be honored that Night of the Living Rednecks was written about him.

Night of the Living Rednecks

 

[Libsam]

Jello prolly got kicked from the band for being a hypocrite. He now supports Governor Jerry Brown.