Tony Scott jumped off a bridge and died!

[CHNOPS]

He felt the need for speed.

Never knew he and Ridley Scott were brothers.

http://www.newsday.com/news/nation/...-jumped-from-bridge-authorities-say-1.3914803

 

[KRCummings]

His severe clinical depression was writing checks his body couldn't cash.

 

[KRCummings]

If someone asks him, should you jump off a bridge? A simple, yes by all means, sir. Jump off that fucker. Twice.

 

[KRCummings]

Don't condescend me, man. I'll fuckin' kill myself, man

 

[KRCummings]

I got a million of 'em.

 

[Wings]

Maybe his True Romance went badly?

 

[Adre]

I got a million of 'em.

Any of 'em funny?

 

[blobfish]

Any of 'em funny?

It's ShortCummings. What do you think?

 

[CHNOPS]

I got a million of 'em.

The trip from the bridge to the water was long and distinguished, like my Johnson.

 

[Wrong Element]

He felt the need for speed.

Never knew he and Ridley Scott were brothers.

http://www.newsday.com/news/nation/...-jumped-from-bridge-authorities-say-1.3914803

Ridley shouldn't have told him that Thelma and Louise survived.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I knew a guy who jumped off an overpass into traffic landing on a moving bus. Must have made one hell of a mess.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Aah, this is very sad.

Last year a guy threw himself off the multi storey car park in town during my lunchbreak, I just missed witnessing it thank god. Something like that would haunt me forever.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Aah, this is very sad.

Last year a guy threw himself off the multi storey car park in town during my lunchbreak, I just missed witnessing it thank god. Something like that would haunt me forever.

Serious Question

If I rub my cock all over your AV is that like getting a blowjob by proxy?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Serious Question

If I rub my cock all over your AV is that like getting a blowjob by proxy?

Your cock is that small?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Your cock is that small?

You were fantastic,

Thanks.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You were fantastic,

Thanks.

Good man.

 

[Sean]

Aah, this is very sad.

Last year a guy threw himself off the multi storey car park in town during my lunchbreak, I just missed witnessing it thank god. Something like that would haunt me forever.

Living where you do, I'm surprised there isn't a waiting list for the stairs.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Living where you do, I'm surprised there isn't a waiting list for the stairs.

Ha! Cunt.

 

[Bad_Doggie]

Tony Scott jumped off a bridge and died!

That normally does it unless it’s a very, very small one.

Woof!

 

[bambikiller]

He jumped because he had brain cancer, in that situation maybe you would too.

 

[CHNOPS]

He jumped because he had brain cancer, in that situation maybe you would too.

Bullshit. I would never jump off a bridge just because Tony Scott has brain cancer.

 

[KRCummings]

Bullshit. I would never jump off a bridge just because Tony Scott has brain cancer.

What if he threatened to make Top Gun 2?

 

[KingOrfeo]

What if he threatened to make Top Gun 2?

Then I would push him off a bridge.

 

[TonyClifton]

I am going to talk about this tomorrow on the Rush Limbaugh Show.

Please hold your thoughts and I will address it first thing in the morning.

 

[pink]

You people are way harsh.