Tonight's "I need sex" thread.

Allexus_TN

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Hey, haven't seen one of these this evening. I need to get laid. Now. Right now. I'd take a brief road trip if I have to. Just gotta have it. C'mon now folks...I can't be the only horny soul on this board.
 
Yeah, I hear you Alexis. Lovetoread, that's nothing. Trust me.
 
lovetoread said:
Have I mentioned that I have not had sex in over a week?

That is quite some time....see? I knew I wasn't the only one here.

I want to put on my new black, knee-high, 4" heel boots, short skirt...low cut shirt...and find me someone.
 
lovetoread said:
Have I mentioned that I have not had sex in over a week?

A week, huh? I could do that standing on my head...lol

The "I need sex" list is one I'm pretty much guaranteed to be on...and quite often at that...:rolleyes:
 
Ok, I just had it this morning...but I need it again. Now. Please. Thanks. I'm welcum. ;) :devil:
 
Oh, to have had sex a week ago!

Well, I'm going on 8 months now... It is hell. I'm waiting though. It is so hard!
 
Me too!!! I want! I want! I want!

Why yes it is all about my needs, why do you ask??? :p

4 1/2 years and counting...

*side note* I've figured out that 'sex' in and of itself is pretty easy to find if one wants it. I want to be more than somebody's one night stand. A two night stand sounds good. :D
 
i havent had sex in... 3 days... damn it!

sorry.. anyone in NY state?

Allexus, those boots sound... yummy... am I in road trip range?
 
Yeah .. no sex for me either.

But, I must say I am doing alright ... getting good grades.. the future is so bright ..

Oh' wait .. that is a song. :)
 
I had sex..actually I should say I was made love too...

Only difference is it was over the phone and not in person....YET.
 
What's worse is when you have gotten it and you aren't anymore satisfied than you were to begin with...*sigh*

*sitting here waiting patiently....*
 
well its one thing for sure im on the i need sex list. sorry couldnt read all the replies.
 
you think all that's bad? I haven't had sex in....five hours! good lord I think i'm dying!

no of course I'm not a nympho...why would you say such a thing? :)
 
Ok....now IM horny........;)

Does getting off with a faithful vibe count? :D


yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
 
I'm somewhere in between extremes...

It's been... 1 year, 2 weeks, 4 days, 15 hours, 23 minutes....

And yes, I have been keeping track.
 
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