tonight I introduced my girlfriend to the wonderful world of pornshops

[lickerish]

We went out for margaritas (her) and daqueris (me) and a couple shots of tequila.. got a little buzz going on.. we started talking about sex (big surprise there) when she admitted that she doesn't have any toys. Her boyfriend left her recently, and she was saying that she wished she had one (a toy).. soooooo, the good friend that I am, took my pornshop virgin and went ashoppin'

We got her a big jelly dong (that word makes me blush )

I couldn't help myself and got a Venus Penis.. kinda like a strap on butterfly *drool*

and we got matching turqoise pocket rockets

We left, eager to get to our respective homes.. but I was about 2 seconds away from asking her if she wanted any help learning how to use her toys


Geeyad I'm a horndog.



Anybody else have a good night?

 

[Bindii]

Great thread.....and I'm gonna reply as soon as we bump that crap off the first page.


Bump!

 

[Debbie]

Hey licky
You are a horn dog?
Spunky too!

 

[Jim_Henson]

Ummm, damn.

 

[lickerish]

Hi guys!

Yeah, I'm a horndog.. and apparently chickenshit too. Looks like I'm saving myself for my one true bi love


Who or what the heck is messing with Lit?

 

[Debbie]

Another bulletin board.

You're not chicken shit!

 

[lickerish]

If I wasn't chickenshit.. I would still be at her place.. not sitting here in front of the computer waiting to get tired enough to go lay down

 

[Debbie]

Is that chickenshit? Or do you want to get to know her better?

 

[lickerish]

I know her well, I'm just not attracted to her enough. :/

Oh well.

 

[QuickDuck]

Still sounds like a fun night was had.

 

[curious2c]

i mentioned toys to my wife once, not a good idea. at all.

Oh well. She is a loveable person and very kind to me so I can accept the lower sex drive of hers. There are of course more things in a marriage than sex...anyway I think there is...ok, yeah.

 

[JerseyBoy]

We left, eager to get to our respective homes.. but I was about 2 seconds away from asking her if she wanted any help learning how to use her toys
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okay....first lustful thought for the day

 

[cliffchuff]

.. but I was about 2 seconds away from asking her if she wanted any help learning how to use her toys

Did you ask her how she got on yet????

 

[Svenskaflicka]

i mentioned toys to my wife once, not a good idea. at all.

Oh well. She is a loveable person and very kind to me so I can accept the lower sex drive of hers. There are of course more things in a marriage than sex...anyway I think there is...ok, yeah.

Not liking sex toys? Low sex drive? Curious, I know many languages, but these words are not familiar to me in any of them..?

 

[bknight2602]

Not liking sex toys? Low sex drive? Curious, I know many languages, but these words are not familiar to me in any of them..?

You don't know some of the same people I know!

 

[cliffchuff]

Dosen't like toys???

What does she like? whats her favorite food/drink.

could you dress up as one of her heros?

prehaps a candlelite dinner where you unexpectedly blow hot wax over her boobs?

There are ways o0f working things into the equation.

 

[lickerish]

Re: Re: tonight I introduced my girlfriend to the wonderful world of pornshops

Did you ask her how she got on yet????

I'll be seeingher at work today


My critique:

Venus Penis.. nice rumble in the pussy, not enough clit action. I like the straps for the thighs though.. look ma! no hands!

Pocket Rocket.. niiiiiiiice

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

I speak for myself

when I say, "I am looking forward to the next update!"

Thanks
Holden

 

[Mr. Bootie]

We went out for margaritas (her) and daqueris (me) and a couple shots of tequila.. got a little buzz going on.. we started talking about sex (big surprise there) when she admitted that she doesn't have any toys. Her boyfriend left her recently, and she was saying that she wished she had one (a toy).. soooooo, the good friend that I am, took my pornshop virgin and went ashoppin'

We got her a big jelly dong (that word makes me blush )

I couldn't help myself and got a Venus Penis.. kinda like a strap on butterfly *drool*

and we got matching turqoise pocket rockets

We left, eager to get to our respective homes.. but I was about 2 seconds away from asking her if she wanted any help learning how to use her toys


Geeyad I'm a horndog.



Anybody else have a good night?

From one horndog to another. Do you need any help with your toys?? I think I can help you out Licky Baby.


*wink and grin*


kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

 

[lickerish]

lol.. no thanks bootie~man, I think I've got a handle on it

these new toys however, have sparked a creative flow (hehe, pun intended) pics may be in order.

 

[dreamer]

I was taken to my first porn shop just last week...we had fun...there and afterwards

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

these new toys however, have sparked a creative flow (hehe, pun intended) pics may be in order.

*wonders where to sign up for the wants to see list*

 

[Jim_Henson]

Pics, did I hear?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

cliffchuff!

Did you ask her how she got on yet????

Are You , Like, Evolving Into The Red Dragon R Something?

Serious Tat, Dude!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

RudeNastyAssBitch Rule # 1 !!

Always Lick Yer Best Girlfriend After You Go Dong Shopping

Lickerish! LOL