Toilet Seats and Other such nonsense

[TN_Vixen]

Ok, I live in the boonies... that means livin' out in the hills of E. Tn, not too far away from where Dolly grew up, and let me tell you ELEctricity here in these damn hills is precarious.

So, here I am minding my own bizniss and posting on my favorite sex site like the perv that I am and suddenly the lights go out at the EXACT moment that my bladder says.... "ENOUGH" and my liver says... "Jesus, can't you just drink Cool-Aide? Y'know the guy that busts through walls sweating all the time wanting to satiate little children's thirst?"

And, of course not, I sink deep down in the toilet, with my ass touching the f'n cold-ass water in the dark of night... what's wrong with this picture?

Men, you just WOULD not put UP with this shit. I could see so much more domestic disputes if the women had neglected the toilet seat suggestion not to mention the f'n birth control. Give me a BREAK.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I am more than willing to put the toilet seat down when I am done with it if you would be willing to put it up when your finished with it, you know how I hate peeing on the seat, but you put it down every time.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Alls I gots to say is if you don't piss on the seat to begin with you ain't got nutt'n to worry 'bout. *s*

 

[Bobtoad777]

have you ever tried aiming morning wood