Todd's Title is no longer 'Virgin'.

Never

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I desire an explanation for this change.
What exactly happened on the 24th of September? And with whom?
 
Yes Todd, inquiring minds want to know, spills the semen, I mean beans.
 
It was a Monday night , the sky was clear the stars were shining there was a slight chill in the air hinting that fall was soon turning to winter.

It was a moment I hadwaited for a long time, I had dreamed of it and imagined what it would be like but it was oft in a far off place never withing grasp.

I began dreaming of it all the way back in 91 when I turned 16. i imaged what life would be like if I had some. My mother said nice young men do not need it. she also delcare that I would not have any while I was under her roof, so for the next 3 years i like a fairly compliant child bidded by my mothers wishes and would not allow myself any.

Though she forbad me from having any whilst under her roof that did not curb my urges, i did keep them in check, but I feuled my desire and quenched my thirst temporaily with magazines devoted to it. I must of spent 20$ a week on magazines. I am amazed never once while purchasing the magaizines was I age checked and nor did people look at me with curisoity/suspician reading such magazines at such an age.

Magazines soon became not enough to quench my yearning, i moved unto buying hardback books devoted to it, they were more fulfilling and had more to feul the imagination with. But alas soon they to weere not enough.

I began to rent videos and buy them from the second hand store. It became so much more vivd and I wanted it all the more, yet I abided by my mothers wishes and abstained from having any.

Well something dreadful happened 2 years into my craving I became a christian. As I spoke with my pastor he too echoed that nice young men don't need any of it.

And that I accepted I did want to please God and Jesus ya know. Well over the next few years I spent stufing the bible and reading the Bible and praying God replaced the urge to have some with a fulfilment of God's working in my life.

That went well for 2 years or so until I decided to attend bible College to learn more of the deeper studies. Well while there the old carnal nature flared up again and the more I looked around the campus the old urges to have some flared up again.

I went to the Dean of Men and explained my problem and he Told me to persevere and I would over come it, and I managed for the next three years to over come it even though looking around the student body there were some awfully tempting times.

After college I was out on my own and no longer under the roof of my mother and no longer under the watchfull eye of the Dean. I was no longer responsible to anyone except myself, no one to be held accountable.

I got the internet and through surfing the urges got more and more stronger and uncontrollable I wnated some, but alas I was to timid.

Then finally after 3 years on my own came that fateful Monday. I had had my eye on getting some for the last few months. I finally mustered myself up to get me some.

I dressed up in my finest clothes. I went up to the local Grocery store where I had my eye on getting some. I went up to her, she looked radiant, and I told her I had come to get some and she had better give me some I wasn't taking no for an answer. She said she understood and that she would comply. She turned around and bent over . . .








. . . and reached into the specialty ckae shelf and got out the Triple Bovarian Chocolate Truffle Cake.


And you know now that I got me some, at 25$ for a slice I can understand why everyone warned me away from it, It really wasn't that great and it was a huge waste of money.

What you were thinking I got me laid? Get yer minds out of the gutter for once would yah.
 
I can't believe I just wasted one minute and twenty-seven seconds of my life reading that swill.
 
lol i thought it was quite funny ... but todd's gonna get flamed :)


never and lavender wont be happy :)


"Triple Bovarian Chocolate Truffle Cake" that sounds so good though i would pay $25 for it :)
 
Problem Child said:
I can't believe I just wasted one minute and twenty-seven seconds of my life reading that swill.


1.27 that we will never get back.....gone for life..................
 
Problem Child said:
I can't believe I just wasted one minute and twenty-seven seconds of my life reading that swill.

I can't believe you wasted that long either. I subscribe to the theory to always read the ending first, then you know whether it's a waste of time or not to read the whole damned thing. Saved me one minute and twenty -two seconds this time.
 
Todd, I loved your story--It made me laugh out loud.
Good job!
 
good one todd......now get over here and scrub the coke off my monitor lol:p :p :p
 
Blond girl and april-Wine

I am glad you were able to enjoy my story. a smile is a good thing
 
*bratcat* said:


omg...laughing for real and echoing PC!!!!!!!

Goshdernit ya big BRAT!! *handing Todd my DramaQueen crown*

here, Toddster...with that wonderful story, you have truly earned it!!


Thank you
 
Even in Beaver Bucks, $25 is quite steep.

p.s. I also started to read it, it didn't smell right, and I skipped to the ending. I think I saved 1 minute 10 seconds or so.
 
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