Today's nonsense is brought to you by the letter K.

LukkyKnight

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K is a consonant that we get from the Greeks, but it can be traced away back beyond them to the Cerathians, a small commercial nation inhabiting the peninsula of Smero. In their tongue it was called Klatch, which means "destroyed." The form of the letter was originally precisely that of our H, but the erudite Dr. Snedeker explains that it was altered to its present shape to commemorate the destruction of the great temple of Jarute by an earthquake, circa 730 B.C.

This building was famous for the two lofty columns of its portico, one of which was broken in half by the catastrophe, the other remaining intact. As the earlier form of the letter is supposed to have been suggested by these pillars, so, it is thought by the great antiquary, its later was adopted as a simple and natural -- not to say touching -- means of keeping the calamity ever in the national memory.

It is not known if the name of the letter was altered as an additional mnemonic, or if the name was always Klatch and the destruction one of nature's pums. As each theory seems probable enough, Ambrose Bierce sees no objection to believing both -- and Dr. Snedeker arrayed himself on that side of the question.
 
Dang! I thought todays nonsense was brought to us by the letter X :confused:
 
um...Lukky...did you have a REALLY BIG Happy Hour?????


:confused:
 
LukkyKnight said:
K is a consonant that we get from the Greeks, but it can be traced away back beyond them to the Cerathians, a small commercial nation inhabiting the peninsula of Smero. In their tongue it was called Klatch, which means "destroyed." The form of the letter was originally precisely that of our H, but the erudite Dr. Snedeker explains that it was altered to its present shape to commemorate the destruction of the great temple of Jarute by an earthquake, circa 730 B.C.

This building was famous for the two lofty columns of its portico, one of which was broken in half by the catastrophe, the other remaining intact. As the earlier form of the letter is supposed to have been suggested by these pillars, so, it is thought by the great antiquary, its later was adopted as a simple and natural -- not to say touching -- means of keeping the calamity ever in the national memory.

It is not known if the name of the letter was altered as an additional mnemonic, or if the name was always Klatch and the destruction one of nature's pums. As each theory seems probable enough, Ambrose Bierce sees no objection to believing both -- and Dr. Snedeker arrayed himself on that side of the question.


Or the letter Z. As in zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......;)
 
LukkyKnight said:
In the technical sense? No, not big. Long. :D


Well, then. That explains THAT!!!!


Now, if you're really into this letter stuff - what about the letter "T"????
 
tswyk said:
Well, then. That explains THAT!!!!


Now, if you're really into this letter stuff - what about the letter "T"????
T stands for some of the most wonderful things in the world, such as touching, tongues, toes, thrills, Tapestry (an album not everybody recalls), and TUSCANY!
 
LukkyKnight said:
T stands for some of the most wonderful things in the world, such as touching, tongues, toes, thrills, Tapestry (an album not everybody recalls), and TUSCANY!




uh huh....ok...sure....


;)
 
A couple of tantalizing

Tits?

Trysts?

Ticklish spots?

Tasty ideas?
 
I NEED a gurrl

tswyk said:

who's all in a Tyzzie! :p

lick your labes, Ma'am? ;)

Ah'd be rawht prowd ta doo soh, Darlin' :p
 
I just need to start my own happy hour so I can take this wonderful imformation you have imparted to heart. The letter K. Interesting. Is this something you learned while being happy or just something you already knew? I am going to trust you and hope it is not a "Mother Vinegar" story.
 
Re: I NEED a gurrl

Jimi6996 said:
who's all in a Tyzzie! :p

lick your labes, Ma'am? ;)

Ah'd be rawht prowd ta doo soh, Darlin' :p



My, my...what have we here???? A NORTHERN gentleman???


:kiss:

I'm outta' here for a while folks - ya'll play nice, now - ya' hear???
 
ksmybuttons said:
I just need to start my own happy hour so I can take this wonderful imformation you have imparted to heart. The letter K. Interesting. Is this something you learned while being happy or just something you already knew? I am going to trust you and hope it is not a "Mother Vinegar" story.
I don't know mother Vinegar. Let's just say it's something I happened upon as a fan of the twisted writings of Ambrose Bierce, shall we? I have to get tswyk something for those shivers.
 
K is for kookie, that's good enough for me.


And K stands for eumenides. Good letter.
 
Eumenides said:
K is for kookie, that's good enough for me.


And K stands for eumenides. Good letter.


All the great names start with K! :D
 
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