Today's Joke......enjoy!

[jeff_is_smiling]

I was bored..so here's my post for the day....

Little Johnny went to his doctor, quite worried, and asks, "Doctor, you've gotta help me, I think I might be gay, can you help me!?!"

The doctor does a thorough examination of him and says, "You seem perfectly normal to me, I don't think you have anything to worry about. I see no indication that you might be a homosexual. Why do you feel you may be gay?"

Well, every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection!" Little Johnny says anxiously.

"Well, that has nothing to do with being gay," explained the Doctor, "It's just because you look like a pussy."

 

[unclej]

aw man am i gonna steal that one and use the hell out of it.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

OK, just one more thing....

For those of you enjoying a swim in the ocean....

Just something to think about next time you go
swimming in the ocean!

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into
his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.

There are about 125,000 male blue whales in the oceans, mating once every 3 days....doing the math, that is 5,475,000,000 gallons per year. And you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

 

[bknight2602]

I was bored..so here's my post for the day....

Little Johnny went to his doctor, quite worried, and asks, "Doctor, you've gotta help me, I think I might be gay, can you help me!?!"

The doctor does a thorough examination of him and says, "You seem perfectly normal to me, I don't think you have anything to worry about. I see no indication that you might be a homosexual. Why do you feel you may be gay?"

Well, every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection!" Little Johnny says anxiously.

"Well, that has nothing to do with being gay," explained the Doctor, "It's just because you look like a pussy."

LOL

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Ahhh...thanks..

aw man am i gonna steal that one and use the hell out of it.

It is nice to be appreciated...lol...

 

[Guest]

Re: OK, just one more thing....

Have you ever seen the East coast of Canada in the Spring? The sea actually turn white because of fish sperms.

Wild life program is fantastic!

 

[Gusty Wind]

Re: OK, just one more thing....

... muah

mmm.. sexy what are you doing hmmm...


hehe... glad to see you sexy...

wOOoW we must tell fluffffffffff``

may I smiling...

you makes me smiles...

thanks....

For those of you enjoying a swim in the ocean....

Just something to think about next time you go
swimming in the ocean!

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into
his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.

There are about 125,000 male blue whales in the oceans, mating once every 3 days....doing the math, that is 5,475,000,000 gallons per year. And you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

aww

my fravorite animal......BIG~BLUE Blue.....

mmmuahhh` sweet sexy friend thank you for sharing....

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Re: Re: OK, just one more thing....

wOOoW we must tell fluffffffffff``

may I smiling...

you makes me smiles...

thanks

Please do....and thanks for the love baby....however can I thank you...

 

[bknight2602]

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The freaking funeral director," said his wife.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

lol....

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The freaking funeral director," said his wife.

Hey, I was taking notes until the punchline...lol...thanks for sharing...

 

[LukkyKnight]

~LOL~

 

[Gusty Wind]

*snort*
*snort*

laugh...lmfao hahah *snort*

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The freaking funeral director," said his wife.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

and another

A penguin is driving a car that overheats. He takes it to that shop for repairs and is told it'll take about 4 hours to figure out and to come back then.

Being a hot day, the penguin decides to visit the local grocery store, specifically the freezer section. It is a long walk to the store, and by the time the penguin gets there he is extremely hot. He walks over to the zreezer section and stares at the food inside. Finally, not being able to take it anymore, he opens one of the doors up and just climbs inside.

After an hour or so of frollicking, the penguin stumbles upon a chocolate covered ice cream cone. Just as he starts opening up the package, the store manager finds him and kicks him out of the store - but not before he is able to hide the ice cream in his pants.

After leaving the store, the penguin merrily starts eating the ice cream cone when he see's the car shop mechanic coming towards him. When within talking distance, the mechanic sizes up the penguin and says, "Looks like you blew a seal!" to which the penguin shyly looks down and says, "Oh no, it's just ice cream."

 

[watergirl]

lol

thanks for the jokes -

i love the one about the penguin... gotta steal that and share it!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Re: lol

thanks for the jokes -

i love the one about the penguin... gotta steal that and share it!

Always feels good to help out a pretty lady...

 

[watergirl]

blushing...

do you change flat tires? my back passenger tire was hissing tonite... left it at jiffy lube and walked home, i'll go down there in the morning and plead helpless to the cute one who always flirts with me...

much preferable to doing it myself in the snowy slush.

i love being a girl.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Why, yes I do....

blushing...

do you change flat tires? my back passenger tire was hissing tonite... left it at jiffy lube and walked home, i'll go down there in the morning and plead helpless to the cute one who always flirts with me...

much preferable to doing it myself in the snowy slush.

i love being a girl.

though it is a much longer walk...to california...I'll leave the lights on for you...my room is upstairs on the right....

 

[watergirl]

100

it'd be an awfully long walk, indeed.

i'll just stay here, and sigh, in my quiet little place

 

[bknight2602]

Re: 100

it'd be an awfully long walk, indeed.

i'll just stay here, and sigh, in my quiet little place

What are you going to use for you're AV?