today was important

[Guest]

but you wouldn't care...you really know how to make someone feel like shit

 

[hogjack]

Damn

Fuck me and the horse I road in on. For shame. I'm such a louse.

 

[Debbie]

Whatever happened? People can only hurt you
if you let them have that effect on you.
If today was important to you?
Hang on to that and ignore the shit.
Don't let assholes get you down.
Good luck to you, whoever you are.

 

[Nora]

Re: Damn

Fuck me and the horse I road in on. For shame. I'm such a louse.

Tease. You don't even have a horse!

 

[Problem Child]

but you wouldn't care...you really know how to make someone feel like shit

Wow, I really feel your anonymous pain. It's all the worse and so much more painful since we have such a close, meaningful non-relationship.

I'd send you flowers and invite you to come to my house and feed you a nice meal and soothe your pain except I have no fucking idea who you are or where you live. I'd pm you except that you are unregistered.

Anyway, take care. I guess.

 

[Agent99]

He has a horse with no name.

But he doesn't have any lice.

 

[Azwed]

He has a horse with no name.

But he doesn't have any lice.

America

A Horse With No Name


On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After nine days I let the horse run free
'Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
there was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

 

[Agent99]

Oooh, Baby, I'm a want you.

 

[Problem Child]

Oooh, Baby, I'm a want you.

Baby...I'm a need you.

 

[bknight2602]

but you wouldn't care...you really know how to make someone feel like shit

hmmmm Ok it was important!

 

[Agent99]

Baby...I'm a need you.

PC, let us pray for unregistered...

Give us this day our daily Bread.

 

[Eumenides]

I thought that here it was:

Give us this day our daily bed.???

 

[Problem Child]

PC, let us pray for unregistered...

Give us this day our daily Bread.

And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors.



(why are we praying for a this person again?)

 

[Azwed]

Where does that thing about trespasses go?

 

[acitore_vuli]

.

 

[RastaPope]

Where does that thing about trespasses go?

Trespassers go to court.


Trust me on that one.

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

Where does that thing about trespasses go?

debts, tresspasses....same diff!

 

[Cheyenne]

Where does that thing about trespasses go?

PC does the RC version, Azwed does the Protestant version...

 

[Problem Child]

PC does the RC version, Azwed does the Protestant version...

Actually I quoted the passage from the bible (Matthew 6:8-15) which is a longer version of the Lord's Prayer.

Our Father who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
Forgive us all our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us
Lead us not into temptation
Deliver us from evil
Thine is the kingdom
And the power and the glory
Forever
Amen

 

[Harbinger]

Re: Re: today was important

Wow, I really feel your anonymous pain. It's all the worse and so much more painful since we have such a close, meaningful non-relationship.

I'd send you flowers and invite you to come to my house and feed you a nice meal and soothe your pain except I have no fucking idea who you are or where you live. I'd pm you except that you are unregistered.

Anyway, take care. I guess.

So, you're saying if I'm having a bad day, I can eat at your house? You don't even have to waste money on flowers, and I'll pay my own way there. I live in Kentucky, and can be there in about 4 hours.

I don't want to seem crass, but what do you think we might be having? Should I bring desert?

 

[Problem Child]

Harby, you're welcome anytime. We're having pizza. I don't feel like doing dishes.

 

[acitore_vuli]

.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: Re: today was important

Bring a sawzall so you can widen his doorways to allow passage of your gigundus headwear.

LOL...no, he has to take that shit off before he comes in. And leave the samurai sword by the door.

 

[Agent99]

We're not really praying for unregi-stirred-up, PC.

You know, I would give everything I own, just to make it with you, but it don't matter to me ... if that doesn't make sense!

Kudos to acitore_vuli for opening the Gates of lyrics past and making them fit.

 

[hogjack]

Re: Re: Damn

Tease. You don't even have a horse!

But "fuck me and the car I road in on just doesn't have the same impact".

"Fuck me in the car I road in on" surely would sound like a come on.