SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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This morning my wife and I went to a Risk Management Seminar for the hospital. We got to listen to the Risk Management officer for the hospital make his speech. I sat there trying hard not to laugh. I've heard all of this before and know just how far it goes. He must have noticed.
After his speal he singled me out and asked me what I thought was so funny. I did what I always do, and what makes me less than endeared to so many. I told him flat out that I thought it was a load of B.S. When he asked why I started explaining. I gave him a long list of problems I have reported in writing and he looked shocked. He didn't believe me and told me so. He told me that many of my complaints were unfounded. I challenged him on this and he replied that he only had time for one demonstration.
He chose what he thought of as one of my more innocent complaints. That of Oxygen Tanks being left standing upright without holders in halls and storage rooms. I told him I could easily deonstrate if he was willing to pay for the damages. He smiled and said that this would be no problem.
We chose an often unused hallway in the basement and I grabbed a freshly charged tank. I showed him what I had been reporting fo years and he just shook his head. He didn't understand my complaint. Then I tied a string around the neck of the tank, ran it around the corner and led him back to a safe place. When he was ready I pulled the string and we heard a muted clang then a loud hissing sound quickly followed by an even louder crash. When we went back to look he just stood there in shock. When I pulled the string I tipped the tank and it's neck hit the wall cracking it. This launched the tank down the hall into a row of damaged beds. (Now very damaged.)
Tomorrow I am going back to the hospital to show him all of my other complaints.
Also today I was informed by my boss that she has signed me up for an Empathy Class. (Is this a hint?)
Cat
After his speal he singled me out and asked me what I thought was so funny. I did what I always do, and what makes me less than endeared to so many. I told him flat out that I thought it was a load of B.S. When he asked why I started explaining. I gave him a long list of problems I have reported in writing and he looked shocked. He didn't believe me and told me so. He told me that many of my complaints were unfounded. I challenged him on this and he replied that he only had time for one demonstration.
He chose what he thought of as one of my more innocent complaints. That of Oxygen Tanks being left standing upright without holders in halls and storage rooms. I told him I could easily deonstrate if he was willing to pay for the damages. He smiled and said that this would be no problem.
We chose an often unused hallway in the basement and I grabbed a freshly charged tank. I showed him what I had been reporting fo years and he just shook his head. He didn't understand my complaint. Then I tied a string around the neck of the tank, ran it around the corner and led him back to a safe place. When he was ready I pulled the string and we heard a muted clang then a loud hissing sound quickly followed by an even louder crash. When we went back to look he just stood there in shock. When I pulled the string I tipped the tank and it's neck hit the wall cracking it. This launched the tank down the hall into a row of damaged beds. (Now very damaged.)
Tomorrow I am going back to the hospital to show him all of my other complaints.
Also today I was informed by my boss that she has signed me up for an Empathy Class. (Is this a hint?)
Cat