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Do you hate me? I'm a nice person goddamnit.
Oh and happy birthday to your dad. O<~~~ (it's a balloon)
Is my dad's birthday.
Also, I still hate most of you.
You're a fellow Minnesotan, I couldn't hate you if I tried. I could be behind the wheel and become passive-aggressive though.
Happy birthday to Daddy Wings!
I hope you don't hate me because I adore you.
Hahaha. Being behind the wheel usually brings out aggression in me. . I was taught to drive by Illinoisans though.
happy birthday to mr. wings senior! buy him scotch! does he like scotch? my dad fucking loves scotch. i like it too, it's genetics, man.
Happy birthday, Pops!
Also, I hate you right back ^2.
Be glad that he is still alive. My dad was my best friend. I could bounce anything off him. He was wise and I miss him. Even when he told me I was wrong and should rethink it. He was always kind.
Wings' dad is cool, when he's not being intimidating that is.
He is rather big and dark.
My dad is 59 today.
Sorry about your mom.
Happy Birthday, Papa Wings!
How is he going to celebrate?
And suddenly I have the hots for your dad.
happy birthday to your dad how's he feel about strangers on an erotic-literature site sending him birthday wishes? i hope it'd make him smile if he knew about it.
also, he's only 5 years older than me, and that makes me feel a bit like the old biddy hanging around with the younger chicks
ah, fuck it. *shrugs*
I'm taking him out for pizza and beer and then we are going to play Whirlyball which is lacrosse on bumper cars.
He's very attractive if you enjoy a good Tom Selleck mustache.
Uh, you stop that now. You're awesome and I'm happy you're around.
Lacrosse on bumper cars? That is now how I want to spend my next birthday.
I can appreciate the 'stache. Oh yes, I can.
I'll quit thinking about your dad now.