Today is...

[calypso_21]

National Boss Day!!

Now I refuse to celebrate this with something nice for the ejit I work for but that doesn't mean everyone else can't do something nice for their boss. I know some well deserving bosses!

Here's a huge kiss for all the awesome bosses out there!!

 

[lobito]

I'm my own boss, for bosses day, I gave myself a handjob.

 

[calypso_21]

Well there you go!

 

[lobito]

can I file sexual harassment charges though? I mean the guys hands are ALL over me, all day long. 8am to 5pm.

 

[acitore_vuli]

It's national Bruce Springteen day? I got go get him a gift. BRB.

 

[BigDawg69]

I'm what they refer to as an individual contributor . . . hmmm maybe I'll just take the ejit's lovin'?

 

[Bob Peale]

I'm my own boss, for bosses day, I gave myself a handjob.

What exactly is the return policy under those circumstances?

 

[lobito]

What exactly is the return policy under those circumstances?

that's kind of a sticky question there Bobby.

 

[glamorilla]

i would like to tie my boss up and use him for my pleasure.

 

[lobito]

I'd like to be your boss. need a "job"?

 

[TAKEMEE]

Happy Boss Day to me

 

[calypso_21]

I'm what they refer to as an individual contributor . . . hmmm maybe I'll just take the ejit's lovin'?

LoL...the ejit gets NO lovin' what so ever. I think I need a new boss

 

[calypso_21]

Happy Boss Day to me

Happy Boss's Day hun!

 

[BigDawg69]

LoL...the ejit gets NO lovin' what so ever. I think I need a new boss

Hmmm I wonder if I can work an ASSistant into this year's budget . . .

 

[Summery]

I was just thinking, I have a job for you, Caly beautiful!

 

[calypso_21]

I was just thinking, I have a job for you, Caly beautiful!

ASSistant has been filled...but I'm sure I could multitask enough to work it for you baby!

 

[Summery]

ASSistant has been filled...but I'm sure I could multitask enough to work it for you baby!

It's ok, because I had more of an after hours job in mind.

Scooby bubbles!

 

[Chuckus]

I got a nice "card" from some of the employees. I called my boss and told him to have a nice day because it was national Boss Day......to which he replied "Have a nice one today, you have worked awfully hard ~ take off early today!"

So I did.

 

[Prince Romeo]

I had my review today with my boss. He told me I was one of his most valuable ASSets. I wonder if I should get him a gift?

 

[calypso_21]

It's ok, because I had more of an after hours job in mind.

Scooby bubbles!

Baby, your body's calling for me...I don't know why but that is stuck in my head. I turned up the water heater so I can have a very nice hot hot bath tonight...lil fucker turned it off on me last night.

Bubbles tonight??

 

[JazzManJim]

My partner and I hooked my boss up with a card and a nice little cake and some balloons.

Sure it was small but he dug it. Made me feel good. He's a good boss.

 

[Summery]

Baby, your body's calling for me...I don't know why but that is stuck in my head. I turned up the water heater so I can have a very nice hot hot bath tonight...lil fucker turned it off on me last night.

Bubbles tonight??

Yes, please. You can sense what is going on inside of me.

 

[Rhys]

I want to know where my dancing girls were...baring that, pizza?

Sometimes it sucks to be self employed

 

[Summery]

I want to know where my dancing girls were...baring that, pizza?

Sometimes it sucks to be self employed

Need a secretary? I am good with dictation.


Oh yeah, stalk, stalk, stalk.......

 

[calypso_21]

Yes, please. You can sense what is going on inside of me.

If I had a dollar for everytime I sensed what was going on with one of my friends lately...I'd be a very very rich woman!