Today is riff on Rhys day

[Rhys]

Bring it on. Tell me what a total asshole I am. I wanna hear it

 

[lavender]

 

[Summery]

Obviously, my countless hours hold no meaning.

That's ok, I see how I rate!

Add me to the running list....

 

[Debbie]

I didn't know you were.

 

[Rhys]

I had a shitty day in which all of my short comings were enumerated to me.

I suck. What can I say? So this is my open invitation to the rest of the fucking universe to finish me off.

Take your best shot. I dare you

 

[lavender]

 

[Johnny Cool]

I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk.

 

[Rhys]

whatever.

try harder.

 

[sunstruck]

Can I play?

You're such an asshole because you worry about the people in your life despite the fact that they treat you like shit.

You're such an asshole because you forgive people who fuck you over again and again due to your rediculously large heart.

You're SUCH an asshole because you crack me up and turn me on regularly and never leave me hanging.

Asshole.

 

[glamorilla]

yeah!

 

[Rhys]

well. Nobody's really sunk their teeth into it yet.

C'mon, I can think of at least 5 people on this board that hate my fucking guts right now.

Open invitation. Take your best shot. Make it count.

 

[sunstruck]

Who's ass do I have to kick?

 

[SweetCherry]

Well, I aint one of em. You seem like a likeable enough guy to me, even tho your fridge is empty. I think you need a hot home cooked meal and a hug.

((((Rhys))))

There. Take that.

 

[freescorfr]

I'll come to bury Rhys not to praise him.



I await the resurrected Rhys.

 

[Summery]

Paging evil Rhys!

You have a morning message.

If you don't snap out of this soon hun, I will have to call back and start singing some cheesy show tunes. Or worse yet something from Hole.

And, wouldn't you much rather listen to me ~yawn~?

 

[pipercatt]

And here I thought Riffy was getting some more male lovin'...

Ah well. Sigh.

*wink*

 

[Vulnavia]

You are an asshole when you have been drinking.

 

[Summery]

Already in a foul mood, then drinking!

 

[Vulnavia]

And then some.

 

[ScarlettRose]

well. Nobody's really sunk their teeth into it yet.

C'mon, I can think of at least 5 people on this board that hate my fucking guts right now.

Open invitation. Take your best shot. Make it count.

hmmm well, I don't know you well enough to have emotions that strong one way or the other.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I was just wondering how riff feels about this. Maybe he doesn't want to be on you. I think you should have asked him, first.

 

[Laurel]

C'mon, I can think of at least 5 people on this board that hate my fucking guts right now.

Open invitation. Take your best shot. Make it count.

5 out of 97,000+? Who cares. Fuck them. Assuming they exist, their reasons for hating you are probably stupid. You're a cool guy. Listen to Bono: Don't let the bastards bring you down.

 

[perks]

I was just wondering how riff feels about this. Maybe he doesn't want to be on you. I think you should have asked him, first.

my thoughts exactly. I totally thought this was a sex thread. I'm quite disappointed, what an asshole.

 

[Vulnavia]

my thoughts exactly. I totally thought this was a sex thread. I'm quite disappointed, what an asshole.

I believe it was Rubyfruit that started the sex thread. So, you are completely in the wrong place. But, if I knew how to bring it up for you, I would. If you read it, I am sure you wouldn't be disappointed. (or so I have heard)

 

[riff]

I confused here. What's up? What do I have to do with it?