Today is Pee-Pee Boy's Birthday!!

Birthday??

p.p.man wasn't born, he's the product of a science project gone horribly wrong!!:eek: :p
 
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday British Arrogant Bastard,
Happy Birthday to you.


Now blow out your candles and make a wish.
 
Happy birthday!
Love, your consumerist, apathetic, underachieving American friend, Beck
 
Happy birthday P man. The little league world series will be on tv at 6:30 New York time. I don't know if the UK will carry it. USA vs Japan. Bush will be there. They were going to start it at 8pm, but Bush likes to be in bed by 9.
 
I still haven't figured out how to email him this copy of Spiceworld he was just dying to have. Or the blow up Scarry Spice doll. Jeez.

Happy birthday freakjob.

And no, you can't be an American, not even on your special day.
 
KillerMuffin said:
I still haven't figured out how to email him this copy of Spiceworld he was just dying to have. Or the blow up Scarry Spice doll. Jeez.

Happy birthday freakjob.

And no, you can't be an American, not even on your special day.



Well bloody well think woman! Think hard!

You can't walk away now. come back, COME BAAAACK!!

:D
 
Think about what? I was thinking about vampires, actually, and whether or not I should describe the vampire seducing and turning a secondary character or if I should just move on to the more important bits in the story for the shock value.

That's what inspired the Scarry Spice bit. Thank your lucky crown jewels I wasn't writing the Gaiea story or you'd have pictures of blowup fucksheep :)

Even though you are really freakily obsessed with American politics, kinda like Jame Gumb was obsessed with becoming a woman, I like ya.
 
Copied from WriterDom's Post:

"I don't know if the UK will carry it. USA vs Japan. Bush will be there. They were going to start it at 8pm, but Bush likes to be in bed by 9."


The best news so far to-day.

Got myself a new notebook

Sharpen up my pencil

Bush is back. Oh Joy! Oh Ecstacy! The long wait is over....

Thanks for the present WD it's exactly what I wanted....



:D
 
hey peeps!

Don't you think you lobsterbacks would have had a decent chance of keeping America as exploited colonies of your evil empire if you guys had learned a little about camouflage and manuever tactics, using the natural terrain and the positive aspects of defensive cover?

I mean really, what was with the frickin redcoats and always marching around in a nice straight line, shoulder to shoulder?
 
Thanks folks...

for your birthday greetings...

It's 7.32am 26 August over here and I've been invited to a birthday breakfast by some friends...

which could quite naturally evolve into birthday lunch...

which could quite easily become birthday dinner...

So I'm off now to spruce myself up, put my best toupee on, refix the false teeth, and insert the contact glasses (I think I'll use the purple ones today...what do you think?)...

See ya'll later!!




:D :D
 
Happy Birthday p_p_man hm I supose I could let that one thread die as a present
 
Today is Pee-Pee Boy's Birthday

have a WONDERFUL birthday....I believe in atleast 1 week of celebrations for your birthday. Hope you get all your wishes!
 
I am probably late as usual.

Now tell us what the PP really stands for, or you'll get a spanking!!!!


Happy birthday.

Oh, wait..... SPANKINGS ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!

Now blow out those candles.
 
Pretty Penis.....

or political prick, you choose.

Happy Day darling.
 
Things that make you say "hmmmmmm"

I swear I read in yesterday's paper that it was Sean Connery's birthday August 25th. He was 71 I think.

edit: I remembered correctly- see post below.
 
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Real Name: Thomas Sean Connery
Birthday: August 25, 1930
Place of Birth: Edinburgh, Scotland

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Dashing, charismatic, and effortlessly masculine Scottish leading man who successfully escaped the profitable straitjacket of James Bond to become one of the most beloved and respected stars of contemporary Hollywood. Connery was a bodybuilder, model, and chorus boy before moving on to repertory, TV, and film work in the 1950s. Having dropped out of school at 13, he spent much of his free time in libraries as he traveled about performing in plays. Connery beat out many far bigger (and more expensive) names to play Ian Fleming's super spy James Bond in Dr. No (1962), which made him a major 60s icon. He leavened the inherent violence of the character with his unflappably cool sophistication and humor.


Connery periodically escaped Bondage to tackle a wider range of roles in other features, such as Alfred Hitchcock's Marnie (1964); A Fine Madness (1966) and The Molly Maguires (1970), but most were box-office duds. He did some of his best work over the course of his significant collaboration with director Sidney Lumet: The Hill (1965), as a convict in a military prison; The Anderson Tapes (1972), as an ex-con masterminding a large-scale heist; The Offence (1973), as a London detective who beats a suspect to death; Murder On The Orient Express (1974), as part of the all-star ensemble; and Family Business (1989), a critical and commercial misfire in which he portrays the proud patriarch of a criminal clan, with Dustin Hoffman and Matthew Broderick as his son and grandson respectively.


Connery attempted to abandon 007 time and again but audiences did not at first support his efforts. Diamonds Are Forever (1971) marked the beginning of his 12-year absence from Bond pictures. Connery utilized this period to star in a wide range of interesting adventure films, including John Boorman's Zardoz (1974), John Huston's The Man Who Would Be King (1975), John Milius's The Wind And The Lion (1975), Richard Lester's Robin And Marian (1976), and, in a crucial supporting role, Terry Gilliam's Time Bandits (1981). Bald, a little paunchy, but still handsome and charismatic, Connery donned his toupee and returned to his most celebrated role for the aptly titled Never Say Never Again (1983). The film was a hit.

Connery followed up with the popular fantasy film, Highlander (1986) and the successful international co-production The Name Of The Rose (1986) before hitting a home run with an Oscar-winning supporting role in Brian De Palma's adaptation of The Untouchables (1987). Playing Malone, a sly and crafty old Irish cop, he easily eclipsed Kevin Costner, the film's ostensible leading man. The success of this film placed Connery firmly back on the A-list of modern Hollywood leading men - albeit often in older, fatherly roles (often older than his actual age).

Though he is an enduring presence harking back to the stars of the Hollywood studio system, Connery is also a serious actor who meticulously prepares for his roles. He has trained extensively in movement and has claimed that he never accepts a role until he has worked out how the character should move. Connery has achieved impressive subtleties of characterization within a surprisingly wide range of parts.

One of the most sought-after actors in the industry, Connery keeps busy regardless of whether his films hit or miss. He is a proponent of the always-keep-working school, in part because of his financial support of the Scottish National Theater. Connery's 90s credits include The Hunt For Red October, The Russia House (both 1990), Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) and Medicine Man (1992). The latter marked his debut as an executive producer, a chore he also performed on his police vehicle, Rising Sun (1993). Here Connery was teamed with Wesley Snipes in a police drama with international ramifications.
 
p-p-man

have yourself a great birthday and
may your wishes come true.
 
Happy Birthday P_P_Man
I hope you get everything you want on your birthday
and in every position you ask for.
 
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