Today is National Be Kind To Your Internet Rival Day.

[GimpyIntellect]

It's unbelievable!

They literally have a day for everything nowadays.

Anyway, let's use this thread to say something nice to our Internet rivals.

I'll go first:

Hashtag, just like most of the others, I only spend so much time giving you the attention you crave because I secretly have a crush on you.

 

[Disgustipated]

I have no rivals.

 

[GrandpaBill]

It's unbelievable!

They literally have a day for everything nowadays.

Anyway, let's use this thread to say something nice to our Internet rivals.

I'll go first:

Hashtag, just like most of the others, I only spend so much time giving you the attention you crave because I secretly have a crush on you.

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[Christobal]

I apologize to mostly everyone.

 

[hashtag45]

the attention you crave

Dudes.
What's with this high school vocabulary "attention serking, craves attention", "wants to be liked" that you all keep throwing out there?

We all are seeking attention , some more than others cause we're all on different points on the introversion - extroversion scale.

If we weren't "attention seeking", we'd all just be staring at the walls talking to ourselves. Instead of posting on social media.

 

[Emerson40]

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The above pist is spam, and you are strongly advised to not reply to this, or any other pisting by hashtag45. Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of his departure, or he exhibits a marked willingness to not participate in threads like a histrionic attention-whore. Feeding him, or giving him the attention he craves will cause him to feel comfortable, and you may find him following you around the boards, sleeping in your doorway, and going through your trash bags at night.

There have also been reported cases of parasitic activity. If you provide encouragement or support hashtag’s racist ideologies, there is a strong possibility he will enter through your butt-hole, and establish a lair there, deep in the viscera. Once established, the worm will not be ignored. It will smother you with its desperate need for attention and validation. This parasite is relentless, and becomes stronger through self-victimizing and the bastardization of the English language.

If you have been infected by Hashtag Sparganosis, the condition can be temporarily treated with Sharpie Suppositories, but the only known cure is the insertion of a Tiger Torch into the rectum, and then ‘light it up’, like Kurt Russell’s MacReady in Carpenter’s The Thing.


Let him learn that he has become very boring by himself.

 

[Emerson40]

Seriously Dudes.


It's a trap!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

"Rival" suggests that there's some sort of competition. I don't think that's a viable case in this forum.

Nemesis or adversary would be a better choice of words, methinks.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

"Rival" suggests that there's some sort of competition. I don't think that's a viable case in this forum.

Nemesis or adversary would be a better choice of words, methinks.

In your case, I would agree.

I've always considered you the New York Yankees of posters. Someone with all the championships, that doesn't really have an equal rival.

 

[Emerson40]

How about nudnik?

Everyone could probably name an internet nudnik or two.

 

[Wings]

Today is the day I forgive you for being an unapologetic fuck, Gimpy. Tomorrow is a new day

 

[Christobal]

Today is the day I forgive you for being an unapologetic fuck, Gimpy. Tomorrow is a new day

I forgive you wings. For............... um............ something you didn't ever do.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Today is the day I forgive you for being an unapologetic fuck, Gimpy. Tomorrow is a new day

You've never looked more radiant, Wings.

Your sex appeal is at an ALL-TIME HIGH.

 

[raindancer]

I have no rivals.
I don't miss Hanns or Yayati.

 

[Wings]

I forgive you wings. For............... um............ something you didn't ever do.

Thank you. I forgive you for being nebulous

You've never looked more radiant, Wings.

Your sex appeal is at an ALL-TIME HIGH.

It's the fever.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I have no rivals.
I don't miss Hanns or Yayati.

Who are these jokesters? Never heard of them.

It's the fever.

You should get the flu more often.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm my own rival.

 

[Wings]

Who are these jokesters? Never heard of them.



You should get the flu more often.

You're perilously close to going back on my shit list.

 

[neci]

dear pookie,

i forgive you for being a miniature ax wielding cunt muffin. the blood of your enemies leaves a beautiful rosy stain on your cheeks, and has a way of softening the lines on your hands.

love,

neci

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You're perilously close to going back on my shit list.

That's the fever talking.

I'm way too adorable to be on anyone's shit list.

 

[raindancer]

Who are these jokesters? Never heard of them.

Golden oldies.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Standard nudniks might be annoying.

Other nudniks might have Charlie Chaplin like qualities.

Nudnik was a Czechoslovak/Czech animated film series directed by Gene Deitch

Boston TV station would broadcast them after school, when I was a child.

I can now see my favorite on youtube.

Omnicron and Nudnikron search for the Sputnik.
The original cartoon was Russian and it was very sweet.
Americans took the original and made a crude comedy of it.

A friend and I saw it, once, during the 1977 Celebration of the launch of Sputnik

It was just as delightful as I had remembered.

Thanks for the mindspark.

Fucking spell check prefers mindshare

Thanks to the international divisions of youtube, it is not on the list anymore.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Golden oldies.

What was the best year of Lit?

The year that had EVERYTHING.

 

[Emerson40]

Standard nudniks might be annoying.

Other nudniks might have Charlie Chaplin like qualities.

Nudnik was a Czechoslovak/Czech animated film series directed by Gene Deitch

Boston TV station would broadcast them after school, when I was a child.

I can now see my favorite on youtube.

Omnicron and Nudnikron search for the Sputnik.
The original cartoon was Russian and it was very sweet.
Americans took the original and made a crude comedy of it.

A friend and I saw it, once, during the 1977 Celebration of the launch of Sputnik

It was just as delightful as I had remembered.

Thanks for the mindspark.

Fucking spell check prefers mindshare

Thanks to the international divisions of youtube, it is not on the list anymore.

http://bcdbimages.s3.amazonaws.com/other6/nudnik.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

How about nudnik?

Everyone could probably name an internet nudnik or two.

Standard nudniks might be annoying.

Other nudniks might have Charlie Chaplin like qualities.

Nudnik was a Czechoslovak/Czech animated film series directed by Gene Deitch

Boston TV station would broadcast them after school, when I was a child.

I can now see my favorite on youtube.

Omnicron and Nudnikron search for the Sputnik.
The original cartoon was Russian and it was very sweet.
Americans took the original and made a crude comedy of it.

A friend and I saw it, once, during the 1977 Celebration of the launch of Sputnik

It was just as delightful as I had remembered.

Thanks for the mindspark.

Fucking spell check prefers mindshare

Thanks to the international divisions of youtube, it is not on the list anymore.

http://cartoonresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Nudnik_dvd400.jpg

That's a he, right?

Are those his hips bunching up at the sides of his pants, or...or...or...

*ghulp*

https://media.tenor.co/images/dc2b5cb726941b5e535743274bcfa22b/raw