JohnnySavage
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So this morning I was exploring the basement in the Savage Manse and found a jug of general purpose cleaner. I said to myself, "Johnny, you should take this jug of stuff and scrub a bathroom floor."
It sounded simple enough.
I explored the house some more, but couldn't find a mop. So I went to the grocery store and bought a sponge-type mop. I also got some beef jerky and grapefruit in a jar.
When I got home I found a bucket in the pool house that appeared to be just the right size for the new mop.
I poured some of the goop from the jug in the bucket, and filled it with hot water from the bath tub. That was a bit of a mistake because I ended up with a bucket of bubbles and very little water. But, it was enough water to get the sponge wet.
Then I started scrubbing. Another big mistake. The bubbles just ended up from the bucket to the floor. I dipped and scrubbed, and scrubbed and dipped. When I looked back, I had a bathroom full of bubbles. Now I'm a fairly smart guy, but for the life of me, I couldn't figure out how to get the bubbles off the floor. I mean, the bucket just had more bubbles in it, so I couldn't use that.
I decided to fill the bath tub and use that for clean water. That worked fine for the first few dips, but then the bath tub got full of bubbles. I decided to watch the Giants/Eagles game for a while and figure this out.
Magically, when I went back the bubbles were gone, but then the floor was slickery. So I drained the tub and started over with, what I thought, was the rinse cycle. As I smeared the slickeriness around, I got more and more dejected. I mean, how hard can it be to scrub a floor? So I scrubbed and dipped, and dipped and scrubbed. Finally, I was working it so hard that I broke the handle on my new mop!
After that I decided it'd be best to just leave it until tomorrow. I shut the door and my wet socks and I are laying on the bed watching the rest of the game. I really hate wet socks.
I may have to google, "Scrubbing a floor."
It sounded simple enough.
I explored the house some more, but couldn't find a mop. So I went to the grocery store and bought a sponge-type mop. I also got some beef jerky and grapefruit in a jar.
When I got home I found a bucket in the pool house that appeared to be just the right size for the new mop.
I poured some of the goop from the jug in the bucket, and filled it with hot water from the bath tub. That was a bit of a mistake because I ended up with a bucket of bubbles and very little water. But, it was enough water to get the sponge wet.
Then I started scrubbing. Another big mistake. The bubbles just ended up from the bucket to the floor. I dipped and scrubbed, and scrubbed and dipped. When I looked back, I had a bathroom full of bubbles. Now I'm a fairly smart guy, but for the life of me, I couldn't figure out how to get the bubbles off the floor. I mean, the bucket just had more bubbles in it, so I couldn't use that.
I decided to fill the bath tub and use that for clean water. That worked fine for the first few dips, but then the bath tub got full of bubbles. I decided to watch the Giants/Eagles game for a while and figure this out.
Magically, when I went back the bubbles were gone, but then the floor was slickery. So I drained the tub and started over with, what I thought, was the rinse cycle. As I smeared the slickeriness around, I got more and more dejected. I mean, how hard can it be to scrub a floor? So I scrubbed and dipped, and dipped and scrubbed. Finally, I was working it so hard that I broke the handle on my new mop!
After that I decided it'd be best to just leave it until tomorrow. I shut the door and my wet socks and I are laying on the bed watching the rest of the game. I really hate wet socks.
I may have to google, "Scrubbing a floor."
