today i had the strangest urge....

[madmanmike]

i worked my ass off all week and today earned a wonderful 3 day weekend. well i was bored and there was nothing to do and nobody i know was home. i came to the lit boar and got a strange urge. i was reading the transvestite thread and looking at some shemale pics when i wanted something in my ass.

i wanted to get a buttplug and slide it in me. then i wanted to put my clothes back on and sit down and read some stories until i was to horney to stand it. from readin the stories and walking and stuff with it in me. damn it it was strange. i was then gonna lay on my shoulders with my ass on the wall and jerk off into my mouth. and i never do that.

does anyone know of a household sustitute for a buttplug i could use. i want to be able to wear clothes while its in me. i wanna have it in me and go to the movies and squirm knowing its rubbing on my prostate. i want to try other things like go swimming. damn it i need to get some cash for these things.


anyone else ever have a strange urge like this before?

 

[madmanmike]

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DAMN IT I STILL HAVE THE URGE. can anyone give me a good recomendation for some nice house hold anal sex toys that i wont get long in there. and dont just be a number please comment for me. i need some insight.

 

[Queersetti]

Why not just get a buttplug? It's much safer to use something specifically designed for the purpose than to experiment with other items.

 

[killallhippies]

Why not just get a buttplug? It's much safer to use something specifically designed for the purpose than to experiment with other items.

where were you when i was fifteen?

 

[madmanmike]

why i cant get a butt plug.

believe me i would like to but i absolutely dont trust internet sites and dont want to give out my card number over the net. also the only sex shop in town is so bad and run down that hookers literally stand outside looking for "work" so i wont be going there either. besides i dont want to spend $80 on something that might not fit or work right and then not be able to take it back. so im stuck without for now.

 

[m2m]

Re: why i cant get a butt plug.

believe me i would like to but i absolutely dont trust internet sites and dont want to give out my card number over the net. also the only sex shop in town is so bad and run down that hookers literally stand outside looking for "work" so i wont be going there either. besides i dont want to spend $80 on something that might not fit or work right and then not be able to take it back. so im stuck without for now.

There are alot of good internet sites with lots of good toys! You should be sure they ship in plain packing though and not bags, if you don't want the mailman to know what you are buying.
Putting a buttplug in a brown mailer bag is a dead giveaway!!!

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

believe me i would like to but i absolutely dont trust internet sites and dont want to give out my card number over the net. also the only sex shop in town is so bad and run down that hookers literally stand outside looking for "work" so i wont be going there either. besides i dont want to spend $80 on something that might not fit or work right and then not be able to take it back. so im stuck without for now.

Buttplugs usually arn't expensive, heck the one I am getting it only 10$. IF you don't trust the websites there isn't much you can do *shrugs* but I can say that I have ordered several times from a few sites and never had any problems. As long as you use a reputable site there should be no problems. And even if they do horrible things with your credit card number you can always take legal action. If you do end up wanting to get one I recommend www.mypleasure.com or www.early2bed.com . I have used both and they have never failed me yet. Just my two cents.

-Zergplex

 

[Cigan]

Re: why i cant get a butt plug.

believe me i would like to but i absolutely dont trust internet sites and dont want to give out my card number over the net. also the only sex shop in town is so bad and run down that hookers literally stand outside looking for "work" so i wont be going there either. besides i dont want to spend $80 on something that might not fit or work right and then not be able to take it back. so im stuck without for now.

$80? Are you nuts? Buttplugs aren't that expensive. They aren't cheap, but my dildo, which is a hell of a lot larger than most but plugs was only like 15 or 20 bucks. You might spend 20 on a buttplug, but you should not be spending 80. And as far as not giving out your card number over the net. I hate to say it but you're being a little paranoid. Almost all sites are very trustworthy. I do tons of shopping online. In fact I have ordered from this site before .Stockroom Buttplugs

I can personally attest to their complete trustworthiness. And they have excellent and I mean EXCELLENT quality goods. Their glass butplug is only 30 and their silocone and vinyl ones only run around 18 to 20. So go for it man, go for it.

 

[killallhippies]

Re: why i cant get a butt plug.

believe me i would like to but i absolutely dont trust internet sites and dont want to give out my card number over the net. also the only sex shop in town is so bad and run down that hookers literally stand outside looking for "work" so i wont be going there either. besides i dont want to spend $80 on something that might not fit or work right and then not be able to take it back. so im stuck without for now.

only a few sites are untrustworthy. i used to order stuff off of the net and i only got screwed once and i fixed that by sucking up my pride and calling my bank to complain. i got my money back and a new card number and a couple of very polite receptionists who knew about my love of porn. big wup.

 

[Layne]

Butt Plug shopping

Mike,

There is a really nice shop in Baton Rouge that sells them. You can get a really nice one for like $20.

Layne