today I discovered my boyfriend wants a boob job !!

[Slinky'sWench]

OK, so I knew he liked wearing womens undies....... but to hear from his house mate that he has his heart set on a bobbit and boob job came as a shock to say the least

I'm no anti tranny, but I dumped him on the spot

anyone else had any 'shocks' when it came to a partners secret desires????

 

[Andreina]

why do you have to reveal all my secrets.... can't you keep anything to you.
and you didnt dump me. i dumped you.

 

[Slinky'sWench]

actually sweetie, you didn't even see the ring being hurled at you, you were more concerned about the snag in yer stockings

 

[Rick DeVille]

But what size boobs? Let's get the important details right.

 

[Andreina]

i thought of some pert Cup L boobs

 

[Slinky'sWench]

better stick some lard on that arse of yours then, to counteract the gravity issue

 

[Andreina]

awww thank you... can i borrow some of yours for the mean time. i see you bought the xxxx value pack.
anyways, if you feel the need to address your hair problem, feel free to use the lawnmower. i left you the keys for the shed under the doormat.

 

[Slinky'sWench]

but darling, I thought the least you would do is offer me the clippings from your nasel hair, seeing as how it's nearly shearing season........ that would be of more use to be, seeing as how I don't actually have any hair !!

 

[Andreina]

awww honey, if you would have only said it earlier. I already clipped my hair yesterday and had my nasal hair bread into little extensions for my fringe.

I'm sorry to hear that you lost your wig. I'm sure Safeway's will have one of those 99p offers soon again.

 

[Slinky'sWench]

don't you mean braided????

and thanks, it is just so nice to know you still care, but thanks all the same, I'll stick to my NHS one ta

 

[Draco]

Ya gotta love newbies, most slink around the fringes frightened to step on toes. But no, not Slinky, after one day here , she's got a thread up and causing havic and winding up the regulars....

Ally....I like your style...and anytime you need a big ol dragon to run defence ..just holler my name...

GO GIRL......

 

[Slinky'sWench]

Cheers hun !! I try my best