Today, I decided I am running for President next term.

[Shagly]

America needs a nurse to fix those ills.

This nation must first have a Barium enema to flush out those Congressional parasites followed with a bland diet of internal self reliant development with a end to foreign outsourcing and the alleged free trade.

 

[Tryharder62]

I know CPR

 

[JBCorbell]

Your platform is as valid as anybody elses. What are your plans for the deficit, defense and education?

 

[Shagly]

Your platform is as valid as anybody elses. What are your plans for the deficit, defense and education?

The short term goal is to end giving away big grants to places like the top 500 coroporations, stop waisting grant money to alleged green energy companies that go bankrupt.

Stop dumping money into the military since we have nuclear, biological and chemical weapons to eradicate the Earth 10 times.

Cut college grants and student loans since every time they get increased the colleges just raise tuition.