Liontamr
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Pardon the following rant... but I've been meaning to get this off my chest for a while:
How classic is this guy?
First off he's a country singer. That's a strike right there. No offence country fans, but lets face it the only things that country singers can profess to be experts on are: dogs on the front porch, cheating on spouses, drinking, the virtues of being a hick, drinking with a bunch of people, getting hammered, drinking on the front porch with the dog right after the spouse left & John Deer tractors.
I like country music as much as the next guy... (Meaning I'll listen, as long as I know no one else knows I'm listning) But they are hardly the type that should speak about world matters. It's like a kicker in football trying to act like a big football star.
But ol' Toby gets pissed off that he can't sing his song "Courtesy of the red white and blue" at a 9-11 benifit show. Toby can't seem to understand that the idea of the show is to support those who suffered loss - many of those living outside the USA - and to lift spirts with inspirational songs. No, Toby would much rather talk like a jilted bully who swears revenge on anyone and everything that damn near isn't American.
Fast forward to a couple of weeks ago.
It's bad enough the Dixie Chicks voiced their opinion.. (No one CARES! You are the Dixie Chicks! Sing about cheatin boyfriends and cornfields damnit) .. but then good ol Toby chimes in first slams the D-Chicks for voicing personal opinions and flat out says they are wrong and then says no one cares what celebrities think.
I mean yeah the Chicks shouldn't have said anything being country singers and all.. but to say they are wrong? Who's he to judge?
And this bit about how no one cares about celebs? What the hell does Toby think he is? For christ sake he sold right out and started pimping Ford trucks! If that doesn't make him a celebrity then nothing will!
I wish I could say Toby Keith never met a mirror he didn't like, but that wouldn't be true because based on the way he acts, he's never taken a good look at himself in front of one!
And again... HE'S A COUNTRY SINGER. Stick to singing songs about driving down a dirt road with your dog by your side while chugging a six pack of Bud chasing down your cheating girlfriend.
Leave the political opinions at home.
How classic is this guy?
First off he's a country singer. That's a strike right there. No offence country fans, but lets face it the only things that country singers can profess to be experts on are: dogs on the front porch, cheating on spouses, drinking, the virtues of being a hick, drinking with a bunch of people, getting hammered, drinking on the front porch with the dog right after the spouse left & John Deer tractors.
I like country music as much as the next guy... (Meaning I'll listen, as long as I know no one else knows I'm listning) But they are hardly the type that should speak about world matters. It's like a kicker in football trying to act like a big football star.
But ol' Toby gets pissed off that he can't sing his song "Courtesy of the red white and blue" at a 9-11 benifit show. Toby can't seem to understand that the idea of the show is to support those who suffered loss - many of those living outside the USA - and to lift spirts with inspirational songs. No, Toby would much rather talk like a jilted bully who swears revenge on anyone and everything that damn near isn't American.
Fast forward to a couple of weeks ago.
It's bad enough the Dixie Chicks voiced their opinion.. (No one CARES! You are the Dixie Chicks! Sing about cheatin boyfriends and cornfields damnit) .. but then good ol Toby chimes in first slams the D-Chicks for voicing personal opinions and flat out says they are wrong and then says no one cares what celebrities think.
I mean yeah the Chicks shouldn't have said anything being country singers and all.. but to say they are wrong? Who's he to judge?
And this bit about how no one cares about celebs? What the hell does Toby think he is? For christ sake he sold right out and started pimping Ford trucks! If that doesn't make him a celebrity then nothing will!
I wish I could say Toby Keith never met a mirror he didn't like, but that wouldn't be true because based on the way he acts, he's never taken a good look at himself in front of one!
And again... HE'S A COUNTRY SINGER. Stick to singing songs about driving down a dirt road with your dog by your side while chugging a six pack of Bud chasing down your cheating girlfriend.
Leave the political opinions at home.