Arright, since no one else has offered this advice, I'll put it forth so that you can have a complete spectrum from which to choose...
Feign illness and skip the event altogether.
The more serious the illness the less likely people are to suspect it was faked, so Mange, Cholera, and severe Athlete's Head are good choices.
If you're not to certain about your ability to fake it, try running your car into an enbankment, make sure it's a near total loss, that way people will not think to question your injuries. (If you've insurance, that will make this easier to handle.)
Seriously, this is a lot less messy than that "throwing up on the guy sitting next to you" trick that George Bush, Sr. pulled... And most people really don't think the French Foriegn Legion exists any more...
....
Or you can do what I end up doing: don't prepare at all and make it up as you go along...
(Now you know why I fantasize about the old fake illness thing.)
Feign illness and skip the event altogether.
The more serious the illness the less likely people are to suspect it was faked, so Mange, Cholera, and severe Athlete's Head are good choices.
If you're not to certain about your ability to fake it, try running your car into an enbankment, make sure it's a near total loss, that way people will not think to question your injuries. (If you've insurance, that will make this easier to handle.)
Seriously, this is a lot less messy than that "throwing up on the guy sitting next to you" trick that George Bush, Sr. pulled... And most people really don't think the French Foriegn Legion exists any more...
....
Or you can do what I end up doing: don't prepare at all and make it up as you go along...
(Now you know why I fantasize about the old fake illness thing.)
