To the guy who asked if the carpet matched the drapes

[La_Fina]

No, but my panties do.

 

[SBroadB9]

I’m sorta glad they don’t. That would be going too far. As is, everything is perfect.

 

[cougarwantscocks]

I feel like that's a guaranteed way to never get to see any of the furnishings in the house. ;P

 

[Maturelickr]

Maybe the 'floor' is HARD WOOD