To reduce the population of the GB by about 90%

[Le Jacquelope]

But dearest bunny rabbit - I'm hardly ever at anyone's throat. I've never been at yours.

You'd like to be at mine. You instead settle for flinging around your pathetic attempts at analysis of me.

I'm normal. You're not. My character is superior to yours, and I don't need your admission to validate that. It is what it is. I'm simply better than you.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Your problem with me is that I'm a normal person from the normal side of Terra Firma. I'm also light years smarter than you. You have to make up these stories about me to explain why I, like society at large, reject the values that guide you through your miserable existence. You will of course ignore this post because you have no counter argument - I am normal, and you are insane. It's as simple as that.

And BlackShanglan, you know damned well that the world isn't at my throat. But it would be at yours if you behaved like Bronzeage offline. You know this, and you look like an idiot saying otherwise.

I don't seek or need your approval. It's as simple as that. Your attempt at an assessment is now dead and buried. Have a nice day.

*Died* and brought back under another name and you're still just as much a fucknut moron as ever.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

*Died* and brought back under another name and you're still just as much a fucknut moron as ever.

Ever wonder why you and your ilk feel an irresistible urge to argue with me when you know I'm right?

There's a reason why you can't get along in normal society, Ulaven Demented. It's because when it came time to grow up and put away childish thinking, you clung to it like a damned safety blanket while the rest of us moved on.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Ever wonder why you and your ilk feel an irresistible urge to argue with me when you know I'm right?

There's a reason why you can't get along in normal society, Ulaven Demented. It's because when it came time to grow up and put away childish thinking, you clung to it like a damned safety blanket while the rest of us moved on.

*chuckle*

Wrong again Le Jackoff, you think you're right, despite all evidence to the contrary. You spin your own reality around you like the safety blanket you refer to.

I get along just fine in the real world, the one that you say repeatedly doesn't exist. You're the one caught in a fantasy world where you are always right and anyone who disagrees with you is insane, a racist, psychotic.. the list goes on and on. You're projecting Le Jackoff.

Why is it you think that so many people have come to the same conclusion about you? That you're a sad, mentally unstable, lying piece of shit that will say or do absolutely anything to "win".

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Easiest way to achieve this is to have all the Alts banned!

 

[bronzeage]

Your problem with me is that I'm a normal person from the normal side of Terra Firma. I'm also light years smarter than you. You have to make up these stories about me to explain why I, like society at large, reject the values that guide you through your miserable existence. You will of course ignore this post because you have no counter argument - I am normal, and you are insane. It's as simple as that.

And BlackShanglan, you know damned well that the world isn't at my throat. But it would be at yours if you behaved like Bronzeage offline. You know this, and you look like an idiot saying otherwise.

I don't seek or need your approval. It's as simple as that. Your attempt at an assessment is now dead and buried. Have a nice day.

Who said you weren't normal? Its normal to want the aproval of others. That's why you are here. The shame of it all is you will never get it because of your antisocial behavior.

The world isn't at your throat because in everyday life you are polite and courteous to people, except of course when you play dead at your desk to avoid talking to them.

Its really simple, Lt. You can't make people like you. You have to be likable.

 

[phrodeau]

(edited)

I'm also light years smarter than you.

And I suppose your dick is 100 megahertz longer, too.

 

[bronzeage]

And I suppose your dick is 100 megahertz longer, too.

Who's Dick Hertz?

 

[MisterEdMe]

Who's Dick Hertz?

'Mega Hertz Longer'?

 

[bronzeage]

'Mega Hertz Longer'?

Sounds painful.

 

[BlackShanglan]

And BlackShanglan, you know damned well that the world isn't at my throat. But it would be at yours if you behaved like Bronzeage offline. You know this, and you look like an idiot saying otherwise.

I'd love to respond to this, but I'm not sure that even you know what it is you intend by it. I've said what about Bronzeage where and to whom? Oh, never mind. I imagine it's at least as accurate and reliable as most of your attributions.

You'd like to be at mine. You instead settle for flinging around your pathetic attempts at analysis of me.

I beg your pardon, but I wasn't speaking to you. I was speaking to Bronzeage. I share his curiosity about your behavior and its possible derivation. I wasn't flinging things at anyone.

I have no wish to be at your throat. If you cast your mind back, ages and eons ago to when our paths first crossed, I told you then what I've told you consistently since. My motives have nothing to do with hatred. I've tried to do you a good turn when the opportunity arises. That you cannot grasp or will not accept this is a matter you'll have to discuss with yourself. I play no role in that.

I'm normal. You're not. My character is superior to yours, and I don't need your admission to validate that. It is what it is. I'm simply better than you.

I see. And so you feel the need to assert this ... why? Adorable though it is.

Do give Basil my love.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

*chuckle*

Wrong again Le Jackoff, you think you're right, despite all evidence to the contrary. You spin your own reality around you like the safety blanket you refer to.

I get along just fine in the real world

No you don't. Sorry, but your bullshit isn't going to fly.. except in your own fact, that is.

Why is it you think that so many people have come to the same conclusion about you? That you're a sad, mentally unstable, lying piece of shit that will say or do absolutely anything to "win".

That's, people on the GB. The most un-liked segment of this entire forum. Of all the ways you give away your cluelessness about human society is that you consider the opinions and morals of the GB to be similar to that of society. They aren't. You're in a bubble.

Society would be a very sad place if people thought like you. The human species would not have survived anywhere near this long.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Who said you weren't normal? Its normal to want the aproval of others. That's why you are here. The shame of it all is you will never get it because of your antisocial behavior.

My behavior is not anti social.

Your problem is that you think like a child, and are most comfortable with others who do also. You were cheated out of a chance to grow into a man by your overprotective mother.

Life has a horrible surprise for you when your mother dies and you no longer have her to shield you from the 6 billion other real world human beings who are more like me than you.

I am in real life the way I am here - in fact, planet Earth is more like me and unlike you. That's why you're on the GB - you're here to take refuge. Refuge and acceptance are the last things I want from here.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I'd love to respond to this, but I'm not sure that even you know what it is you intend by it. I've said what about Bronzeage where and to whom? Oh, never mind. I imagine it's at least as accurate and reliable as most of your attributions.

Here's a clear and undeniable example of your mental problem: I never said you said anything about Bronzeage. I was talking about the dire consequences that would befall you if you ACTED like him in the cold light of a normal society.

I have no wish to be at your throat. If you cast your mind back, ages and eons ago to when our paths first crossed, I told you then what I've told you consistently since. My motives have nothing to do with hatred.

You lie as usual. You betrayed your major malfunction when I showed concrete examples of where Bronzeage was wrong about his "height doesn't matter" kook rant and you started launching personal attacks because you never could substantiate a defense of that which you tried to protect.

Looking at that pitiful, wrong headed excuse for an analysis you gave, it's obvious you would be called a quack if it weren't for the fact that you're not passing yourself as a licensed professional.

But the number one thing that gave away your major mental malfunction? You're so arrogant that you think your "style" is inimitable. There is no such thing. I've seen your kind on other forums and inevitably, your type crashes and burns.

In any case, get one thing straight: I do not need or want acceptance here. I don't need it. I don't need you to admit I am right because I say to people in the real world what I say to you here and I get along just fine. You can't wrap your tiny brain around that basic fact, and that is the genesis of the REST of your major mental malfunctions.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Here's a clear and undeniable example of your mental problem: I never said you said anything about Bronzeage.

Really, LT. I know that you have your limitations, and I am truly sympathetic to them. However, I had never to date heard that you were blind.

But it would be at yours if you behaved like Bronzeage offline. You know this, and you look like an idiot saying otherwise.

I've said what about him where?

You lie as usual.

Ahhh, that takes me back, it does. That wonderful warm evening - was it June? was it April? Magic was in the air, and the world was lit with starlight. For hours and pages I indulged you in that orgy of rational explication and minute enumeration of reasoning on the nature of hyperbole that you'd so long begged me for, and so often tried to coax from me. Then we lay back, spent and breathless, and you murmured those magic words in my ear: "You lie! You lie! You lielielielielie!"

What poor sheltered stable horse could resist your blandishments? What possibly answer could my rapt heart give you?

But the number one thing that gave away your major mental malfunction? You're so arrogant that you think your "style" is inimitable. There is no such thing. I've seen your kind on other forums and inevitably, your type crashes and burns.

Arrogant? Please, my dear. I am vain. Supremely and utterly vain. I'd hate to see the good name of vanity run down by loose association with disreputable family members.

As for my style, it is entirely my own - and indeed, I cannot imagine any other creature on the face of the earth wishing to imitate it. It is simply me. Oh, don't pout; I've noticed your coy little blushes and gentle feints in my direction. I've seen your shy, sweet attempts to follow the pattern of my posts, clumsily applying a few half-understood words or terms of mine in deliberately silly and ridiculous ways in order to give me an excuse to come join you and put our heads together over the poor ruins and set them straight. I cherish those moments just as much as you do, but then that style you've created, all adorable little broken angles, is really all yours. I wouldn't dream of claiming it from you.

In any case, get one thing straight: I do not need or want acceptance here. I don't need it. I don't need you to admit I am right because I say to people in the real world what I say to you here and I get along just fine. You can't wrap your tiny brain around that basic fact, and that is the genesis of the REST of your major mental malfunctions.

But dear heart, I haven't questioned a word you've said on this topic. Really, I haven't. I believe you just as wholly and utterly and completely as I know you yourself must know this in your heart. And Basil is just as staunch in his support as I am.

Shanglan

 

[bronzeage]

My behavior is not anti social.
Your problem is that you think like a child, and are most comfortable with others who do also. You were cheated out of a chance to grow into a man by your overprotective mother.
Life has a horrible surprise for you when your mother dies and you no longer have her to shield you from the 6 billion other real world human beings who are more like me than you.
I am in real life the way I am here - in fact, planet Earth is more like me and unlike you. That's why you're on the GB - you're here to take refuge. Refuge and acceptance are the last things I want from here.

Your behavior is very anti-social. If you were a pre-schooler, you would be spending most of your day in time out.

There would be notes sent home to your parents, and a recommedation for some kind of counciling. Its a shame, you didn't get the therapy when you needed it.

So, this is you in real life? Get real.

I don't really care about anyone.
I know perfectly and without error what is right and what is wrong.
I live by what I know and I do just fine in this world.
I would imagine that after 4 years, you people would stop arguing with me since you can't refute what I say without sounding even more ridiculous.
When I leave here I live by what I say. And nobody gives me shit. Ever. Why should I care what Lit says? I just like to show you that you're an idiot and watch you flail around like a bunch of stuck pigs. But in the end, you're still idiots.
Like Recidiva said. Don Imus was a somebody with a career until he did something stupid and got brought down.
None of you ever will be anyone because you've already made it clear from the get go that doing something stupid is a virtue in your book.
The end. You're an idiot.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Your behavior is very anti-social. If you were a pre-schooler, you would be spending most of your day in time out.

Did you stamp your feet as you wrote this?

There would be notes sent home to your parents, and a recommedation for some kind of counciling. Its a shame, you didn't get the therapy when you needed it.

So, this is you in real life? Get real.

You know, I did meet people like you in school. I met people like BlackShanglan and Ulaven Demorte and Ishmael and so on. They mostly wound up in jail, strung out on drugs or dead. I've met your kind before: they did not survive to adulthood in good condition, if at all.

You know precious little about school. The only thing you do know about school is prowling for pre-teen sex. They don't even have schools where you come from - heck, they don't even have opposable thumbs where you come from. You lecturing me on what's anti-social is like me lecturing Muslims about the history of the hijab.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Really, LT. I know that you have your limitations, and I am truly sympathetic to them. However, I had never to date heard that you were blind.

I've said what about him where?

"But it would be at yours if you behaved like Bronzeage offline. You know this, and you look like an idiot saying otherwise."

That's pretty straightforward. If you'd learned how to read, you would understand that there is no mention or implication there that you said anything ABOUT Bronzeage. What was written by me was you cannot rationally deny the harsh consequences you would suffer if you behaved in real life like Bronzeage does here. It had nothing to do with you supposedly saying anything about Bronzeage: it had everything to do with how poorly you would fare if you BEHAVED like him.


The GB had me schnookered for a while some years back into believing that all this bullshit was sincere.

I know who on here is sincere and who's not. SeanH is sincere, and FYI he's certainly no sycophant of mine. So was Lavared. Sean Renaud and Renegadeirishman are as well. You and Bronzeage and Zitman and your ilk? Far from it. You get a kick out of turning every concept of right and wrong on its head and then seeing who doesn't get the joke.

I get the fucking joke. It's just not funny.

No, really, I'm being generous. You're either bullshitting me or you have some fairly debilitating mental problems that are as frightening as they are rarely encountered in a normal society.

 

[BlackShanglan]

"But it would be at yours if you behaved like Bronzeage offline. You know this, and you look like an idiot saying otherwise."

That's pretty straightforward. If you'd learned how to read, you would understand that there is no mention or implication there that you said anything ABOUT Bronzeage. What was written by me was you cannot rationally deny the harsh consequences you would suffer if you behaved in real life like Bronzeage does here. It had nothing to do with you supposedly saying anything about Bronzeage: it had everything to do with how poorly you would fare if you BEHAVED like him.

Ahhh, I see. I'm sorry, I didn't realize that verbs tenses were a particular difficulty of yours. Otherwise, I would have known where to look for the source of the difficulty.

In a nutshell:

"You look like an idiot saying otherwise" is in the present tense. It indicates that I am currently saying such a thing, which clearly I am not, as I haven't said anything about BronzeAge.

"You would look like an idiot if you ever did say otherwise" is the phrase you're looking for. That indicates that if in the future I were to say such a thing, which thus far I never have, then I would in the future look nearly as silly as someone so eager to accuse someone of something silly that he attempts to transport his eagerly anticipated fictional future back through time into the real present.

I know who on here is sincere and who's not. SeanH is sincere, and FYI he's certainly no sycophant of mine. So was Lavared. Sean Renaud and Renegadeirishman are as well. You and Bronzeage and Zitman and your ilk? Far from it. You get a kick out of turning every concept of right and wrong on its head and then seeing who doesn't get the joke.

Oh, I'm quite sincere. I've even learned to accept that you are. It's been difficult, of course; it's so rare that one actually encounters someone whose entire definition of "morally right" is "that which benefits me" and who cannot comprehend that others might have a different definition. Still, I do recognize now that you are sincere on the topic, and I wouldn't dream of suggesting otherwise.

 

[phrodeau]

(edited)

The GB had me schnookered for a while some years back into believing that all this bullshit was sincere.

Was that when you were fascinated by faeries, believing that Nature was evil, and deciding to vote Republican?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Was that when you were fascinated by faeries, believing that Nature was evil, and deciding to vote Republican?

Ok who else but you has a problem with being fascinated by faeries? Certainly none of the contributors to the faery art page. Or writers like xxxecil. Or his throngs of readers.

Wait, don't ponder that. I don't want you to extol yourself with an aneurysm.

 

[Cade Is Here]

Ahhh, I see. I'm sorry, I didn't realize that verbs tenses were a particular difficulty of yours. Otherwise, I would have known where to look for the source of the difficulty.

In a nutshell:

"You look like an idiot saying otherwise" is in the present tense. It indicates that I am currently saying such a thing, which clearly I am not, as I haven't said anything about BronzeAge.

"You would look like an idiot if you ever did say otherwise" is the phrase you're looking for. That indicates that if in the future I were to say such a thing, which thus far I never have, then I would in the future look nearly as silly as someone so eager to accuse someone of something silly that he attempts to transport his eagerly anticipated fictional future back through time into the real present.



Oh, I'm quite sincere. I've even learned to accept that you are. It's been difficult, of course; it's so rare that one actually encounters someone whose entire definition of "morally right" is "that which benefits me" and who cannot comprehend that others might have a different definition. Still, I do recognize now that you are sincere on the topic, and I wouldn't dream of suggesting otherwise.

Maybe an ALT?????

 

[phrodeau]

Ok who else but you has a problem with being fascinated by faeries? Certainly none of the contributors to the faery art page. Or writers like xxxecil. Or his throngs of readers.

Wait, don't ponder that. I don't want you to extol yourself with an aneurysm.

Exactly what do you want me to avoid pondering? That you assume I have a problem with being fascinated by faeries because I asked a question about your past beliefs?

OK, I'll ponder this instead:

...when it came time to grow up and put away childish thinking, you clung to it like a damned safety blanket while the rest of us moved on.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I think I'll ponder what on earth he could mean by using the word "extol" in that fashion.

 

[phrodeau]

I think I'll ponder what on earth he could mean by using the word "extol" in that fashion.

He asked me to look it up for him once upon a time.

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