To My Dearest Hanns

[Guest]

Although you do not know me, there is a secret I must share...

Every night, I lay down in my bed, alone, and think of you. I think of that big gun of yours, and I just can't help but touch myself. I just wish I could pull myself into this world of yours, but I can not because flesh is limited to the real world. So I just close my eyes, and I fantasize about being fucked hard by your big, strong shaft, ripping my insides until I can take it no more. And then, you shoot your load, making me cry with bliss.

You are the one, I just know it. I hunt down all the messages you post to see what is going on in my Hanns world, what has come to his meticulous attention? I love you so, you are my true love. But unfortunately, I am but a cunt to you, and I shall bear this burden until I die I fear.

I have noticed that your popularity is going down, and your remarks not as sharp. Is your interest in the forum dying already? Just know, that I will always be in the shadows, watching you, and longing your touch.

Yours Truly,
Me XXX

 

[Spinaroonie]

Yours Truly,
Me XXX

Woah! Hanns! Vin Diesel wants you bad!

 

[Smiley777]

Woah! Hanns! Vin Diesel wants you bad!

LMAO

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: To My Dearest Hanns

Woah! Hanns! Vin Diesel wants you bad!

Please say it ain't so! I thought he was straight.

 

[woodgie2]

Re: Re: To My Dearest Hanns

Woah! Hanns! Vin Diesel wants you bad!

Spinnee makee laughee!

*giggles*

 

[Zombie Cat]

*Bungs half a dozen self help books at 'Unregistered'*

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Teaching lessons in sentence structure?

 

[hotNnasty]

*Bungs half a dozen self help books at 'Unregistered'*

LMAO

Course I think that Hanns= unregistered and has taken up cybering himself.

 

[Guest]

Is that the only credit I get for coming out and telling you just how much you mean to me? I was sure you could come up with something better to say... My heart is now etched with disappointment.

Just say it, and I would die for you. You give meaning to my life. Please, do not reject me and label me as someone I am not.

Yours Forever

 

[Guest]

Is that the only credit I get for coming out and telling you just how much you mean to me? I was sure you could come up with something better to say... My heart is now etched with disappointment.

Just say it, and I would die for you. You give meaning to my life. Please, do not reject me and label me as someone I am not.

Yours Forever

Well, how can he tell you to die for him if he dosen't know who you are? BTW Hanns, I think hotNnasty is right... YOU NEED A LIFE!

 

[Guest]

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

 

[Guest]

What's wrong Hanns, not ready for a commitment? Or just too afraid to show your soft side publicly? You can not ignore me. I am here to stay.

Yours Truly

 

[Guest]

Yours Truly

See, what is with that? He'll never know who you are, or be able to return your love... By the way... Why him...

 

[Spinaroonie]

I'm giving this thread a 5.

 

[Guest]

Trying to figure out what is his weak spot.. Come to find out, he can't handle people loving him. He strives to have everyone hate him. He chooses to ignore this thread because he is vulnerable to it. He is not accustomed to such love. Who am I? Only I know. Why do I choose Hanns? Because he's the one that needs the tender loving care.

Unregistered

 

[fgarvb1]

Somebody get a big fucking net and a striaghtjacket!

 

[Guest]

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Re: Re: To My Dearest Hanns

Please say it ain't so! I thought he was straight.

Hell I could have told you Hanns was gay.

 

[Guest]

*Weeps*

Where is my Hanns? Why does he not respond? Does he not know that he has fans out there? I'd gladly recieve your gun in my cunt and dick in my mouth -- I'd make you cum all night if you wanted to!

I am blonde, blue eyes, 5'8", 36C, 140lbs... do you not want me?

The one who loves you

 

[Starfish]

Re: *Weeps*

I am blonde, blue eyes, 5'8", 36C, 140lbs... do you not want me?

Well, if he doesn't, I do. Come to my thread about blond schoolgirls and see what I have in store for you.

 

[Ezarc]

Hanns,
May your cankers ooze puss for all eternity.

 

[Guest]

Starfish,

I would gladly accept your invitation, but I fear that this may upset Hanns when he comes around. Do you not know he would shun me for being bisexual? *Sighs*

Unregistered