To: Laurel Re: Chat

[Cherry]

Laurel,
I just sent an email to you regarding a change in Literotica chat that happened today (9/26/00).

It affects MacIntosh computers using Netscape browsers (including those with the latest upgrades).

It has something to do with how java handles a new banner up top. Internet standards are not being adhered to, (may only be compatible with Sun Java drivers - not default Netscape Java).

The email, that I sent to you, has a Java dump included in it (if you want to forward that to the people at DigiChat). You may ask them to speak to the techreps who also supported another two DigiChat sites (in the email) to see how the problem was corrected.

It would be very much appreciated, if you would beat them over the head with a big stick ) until the problem is corrected, as there will be quite a few regulars separated from a community of friends in the meantime.

Thank you, in advance, for your help.

Cherry

 

[Wizard]

HUH????????????????Who got what???????????When????????????

 

[euphoria]

help!

Its isn't just mac computers, I have a HP and I am having problems as well, I too have now sent you an email. I hope whatever the problem is , it is fixable. Thanks for all your help Laurel!

Euphoria

 

[Laurel]

Cool...as soon as I get the email (which hasn't arrived yet, durn the Net), I'll get it worked out.

 

[Never]

Laurel! Quick! I just sent you an E-mail!
It has nothing to do with the board but instead of posting it here or just e-mailing you, I had to let the world know that it would never know what I sent you!

Yes, people. I send e-mails that you know nothing about .. About subjects that mean fiddly-squat to you.

Then again, maybe it's a really interesting e-mail. Maybe it's really funny, or deeply serious, maybe it effects the entire board. You'll never know!

Yes, and I know you all want to know. Don't pretend you don't!
Your curiosity is killing you now, isn't it?
You're going to go to bed thinking "I wonder what that e-mail was about."
You're going to go to work and at the back of your mind will be the question, "Did Laurel answer Never's e-mail?"

BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!

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Abort? Fail? Retry?

 

[Cherry]

Laurel,
Thought it would be a good way to catch your eye (by posting here), as I know you monitor the activity on the BB. Also, I'm quite sure that you must have beaucoup email. This was just an attempt to give you a heads up about the chat on your site.
Thank you for your prompt answer, too.

Never,
The common key is Literotica <-- get it
and btw ... fuck off *smiles* have a nice day!!!

 

[Never]

Ummm, okay Cherry, have a nice day.

Wow, they sure do have strange ways of showing affection in the chat room.

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You want to know!
You want to know!
Admit it, it's just eating you up, isn't it?

 

[Laurel]

Hey Cherry baby,

I haven't received an email from you! Did you send it yo laurel@literotica.com? (And psst...don't tell Never what it was about! )

 

[Cherry]

A joke for Never

There were these two women having lunch together in Manhattan.

The first woman waves her hand in front of the other woman's face and says "Look at the HUGE diamond ring my husband just bought me! Wasn't that sweet of him?"

The second woman says "That's nice"

1st woman: "AND he's taking my on a trip around the world this winter, too!"

2nd woman: "That's nice"

1st woman: "Did I tell you that he just bought me a brand new Porsche, too?"

2nd woman: "That's nice"

1st woman: "AND a vacation home in Nantucket!"

2nd woman: "That's nice"

1st woman: "Does your husband ever do anything sweet for you?"

2nd woman: "Yes, he just sent me to speech school"

1st woman: "Speech school? WHY?"

2nd woman: "To learn how to say "that's nice" instead of "FUCK YOU"

*smiles* That's nice!!!

 

[Never]

Hey.. pst..
No one tell anyone... but I think Cherry likes me.

Maybe I should serenade her?

Cherry, Cherry baaaaaaby!
Cherry.
Come out tonight.
Come, come, come tonight, er, come out tonight

Come, come, come out tonight.

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Cherry:
Abort? Fail? Retry?

 

[Cherry]

Oooops!

Laurel,

Nope, I sent it to Laurel@literotica.org

(org instead of com) thought that's what the email addys went to ... sorry, I'll resend

Cherry

 

[Nogard]

Never, just who in the hell appointed you as God? Last time I looked you weren't running this board. Just because you have over 1000 meaningless posts doens't mean one thing. Do all of us a favor and shutup

 

[Never]

Never, just who in the hell appointed you as God? Last time I looked you weren't running this board. Just because you have over 1000 meaningless posts doens't mean one thing. Do all of us a favor and shutup

For your information I was like this long before I reached 1000 posts..
Wait, damn, I just dissed myself.
Please Sir, that's Goddess or at least Ms. God.
While we're at it, of course it doesn't mean anything. Everything about me is meaningless.. please do not try and force your meanings upon me, I do well enough without them.

Now, if you'll excuse me my one chance with Cherry is slipping away and I have this song stuck in my head.

Come out. With your red dress on.
Come out. Hmmm, you look so fine.
Come out. We'll do it nice and easy.
Girl, you make me lose my mind!

Cherry, Cherry baby.
Cherry baaaaaby.
Come out, come out tonight.

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Will be singing this to myself all night long.

 

[Adoratrice]

WHAT?! you mean she's not god?? What is wrong with you people??? okay I hearby appoint myself Never's on call 24/7
stalker/ass kisser, well, I can only be here a few hours a night so it will have to suffice. Anywho....what has she ever done to you? you can't take a joke so she is supposed to shut up? she is damn near the only thing worth coming to the BB for. Take her cue and relax a bit...have fun...laugh once in a while ....don't be such a hater.( that is so a real word!!!)

 

[Aranian]

Hah. Well I just sent Never an e-mail. So all the rest of you can sit for the rest of the evening and wonder to yourselves what THATS all about.

 

[Laurel]

Argh! No fair! I'm gonna go send ANOTHER one to Cherry, then you'll all have to DOUBLE wonder! Ha! Take THAT!

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

Never, that song is actually called "Sherry" by some REALLY old group (Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, maybe? Help me out here, folks!) Cherry, I don't know you that well, so maybe you pronounce your name "sherry"... in that case, it's all good.

In any case, they don't make songs like that anymore, songs that stick in your cranium forever and make you want to get up and do the Twist. Damn, it feels good to be 40!

 

[Tila]

Damn Cherry,,,that was my joke,,,and you messed it up!!!
It's supposed to be 2 Southern Women,,,not NYC Women..Trust me,,,we New Yorkers,no matter which part of New York we're from, know how to say FUCK YOU from the moment we grow boobs! And there's not a school in the world that could train us otherwise!!!

 

[euphoria]

Hi Laurel,

I sent my email to literotica.org as well thanks to cherry. =P. I think its lost to the world now but thanks for responding to cherry's post here anyhow. I love the chat room and hate getting hung up in there. All the cms have been great about it though, trying to help clear it up as much as possible. Thanks Again......

euphoria

 

[Cherry]

Laurel,
I resent the email to your correct addy. Lots of people complaining about problems still last night, too. I could get in to chat using Explorer (but that had some different problems, as well).
*psst Laurel* Your email sent tingles up and down my spine (don't EVER tell Never, okay?)

Tila,
That's nice (when did you get boobs?)

Never,
I wore my red dress ... and I waited all night for you ... you were a no-show --> what gives?

Eup,
From now on, I will write email addys down ... so that I never get them wrong again!
~writing Eup's email addy above the urinal in the men's washroom~

Eve,
You can call me whatever you want, as long as it isnt "Late for supper"

Aranian,
Thanks for sending me a copy of your email to Never ... the pictures were great, too! I had no idea that that was humanly possible! Do you practice yoga?

Nogard,
Lighten up ... its all in fun.

Strange how these threads start out talking about one thing ... and then drift off into oblivion. Hmmmmm ... kinda like chat. Now picture 50 chatters coming to the BB and blabbing all at the same time! It would give new meaning to excessive posts! Hmmm ... I'm already starting to enjoy this, too. You can just go on and on and on and on ... and nobody tells you to "shaddap!" or boots your bum out the door.