To Kill a Parakeet

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

The liitle fawker just shit in my coffee cup...

 

[John Doe]

Okay...

Was it perched on your coffee cup or was it flying by when it practiced a good bit of precision bombing?

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

lol - perched

I think the poor little thing is sick. Whenever the birds get to following me around they usually die within 48 hours and somebody's been leaving runny crap in the bottom of the cage. But who's gonna take a bird to the vet?

 

[lovetoread]

I am so sorry to hear about this. The Blue Macaw is one of the most beautiful parrots in existence. The blue macaw is known for its brilliant and vibrant coloring which is why it has found its home within Central and South America.

blue macaw | facts about birds

Holy old thread bump, batman!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is this green parakeet spam?

 

[Saint Peter]

Your parakeet just shit in my Coach bag.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He knows knockoffs...

 

[Saint Peter]

It has a very strong glue odor. I think the shit actually makes it smell better.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ukranians do a lot of huffing...