To all those extra cuddly women here on Lit

[Carl East]

Here is a short announcement, ok actually it's just a list of things for those people who make my days, and how they should deal.

1) Please don't stop making us/me laugh

2) Always be yourself, not how others think you should be, I think your great

3) Ignore Trolls

4) Flirt with us more often (I like that one)

5) Show your faces, you're all beautiful to me

6) Ignore Trolls (I know I repeated that one, but it was worth repeating) lol

7) And finally, some of the nicest people I've ever known are, shall we say "big built" I could mention names but that would be inconsiderate.

The way I see it, people either accept you for who you are, or they lose out on finding a good and loyal friend.

This thread was meant to show, not all men are jerks.

Carl

 

[AzureAngel]

You're just trying to get laid.
You big jerk.

And what about us extra cuddly men?
See?
You selfish bastard.

 

[Carl East]

You're just trying to get laid.
You big jerk.

And what about us extra cuddly men?
See?
You selfish bastard.

How am I going to get laid, when all the women I know live in America. lol

Carl

 

[metal_minx]

i take my cuddles where i can find 'em. '-)

but i will say trolls are fun to take out hostilities on.

 

[AzureAngel]

How am I going to get laid, when all the women I know live in America. lol

I suggest the strategic use of a plane. YOU SELFISH BASTARD!

 

[Carl East]

i take my cuddles where i can find 'em. '-)

but i will say trolls are fun to take out hostilities on.

{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}

Carl

 

[plasticman33]

How am I going to get laid, when all the women I know live in America. lol

Carl

Well Carl, a little joke my grandson told me last night might be appropriate.

"April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?

(Dumb grandpa) "bees?

"Nope, pilgrims"

C'mon over!

 

[Carl East]

I suggest the strategic use of a plane. YOU SELFISH BASTARD!

Please tell me your joking, you can't really be serious about your first statement can you?

Carl

 

[AzureAngel]

Please tell me your joking, you can't really be serious about your first statement can you?

Course not!

 

[StrawberryPez]

I am never not myself when I'm here. I don't usually tend to let my "size" bother me. I figure if someone doesn't like me because of how I look, they aren't worth the tears.

Does that make sense?

 

[Vivacia]

How am I going to get laid, when all the women I know live in America. lol

Carl

I am not in America, and you know me...

 

[bluespoke]

Here is a short announcement, ok actually it's just a list of things for those people who make my days, and how they should deal.

1) Please don't stop making us/me laugh

2) Always be yourself, not how others think you should be, I think your great

3) Ignore Trolls

4) Flirt with us more often (I like that one)

5) Show your faces, you're all beautiful to me

6) Ignore Trolls (I know I repeated that one, but it was worth repeating) lol

7) And finally, some of the nicest people I've ever known are, shall we say "big built" I could mention names but that would be inconsiderate.

The way I see it, people either accept you for who you are, or they lose out on finding a good and loyal friend.

This thread was meant to show, not all men are jerks.

Carl

Good for you Carl. If you ever get to the County Ground in the summer, look for the big guy in the wheelchair by the the new indoor school!

 

[Carl East]

I am not in America, and you know me...

I'll be right round, give me thirty...are you going to answer the door or what. lol

Carl

 

[Suzi]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

Aaaaaaawwwwwww...Carl that was so sweet! I do agree ever so slightly with Azure on two points however:

1) Many men DO get silver-tongued when they need sex--believe me, I have been the target of these reassuring statements, only to find they wanted me to relax and be my sexy self. It was not about the me inside in the intellectual sense---they wanted to get inside me! LOL

2) IF there are women you so badly want to meet, whether you have fallen for them or not, then why NOT take a plane?

I have known men who said they really liked me, but used distance as their excuse for not being able to come and meet me.

So...what category do YOU like in, Carl?

Suzi

 

[Marxist]

Carl, you're the least subtle mack I've ever seen. But you do have mad game and a cock that looks like an albino tube steak.

You should never come to America, you'd fuck yourself silly.

 

[Carl East]

Carl, you're the least subtle mack I've ever seen. But you do have mad game and a cock that looks like an albino tube steak.

You should never come to America, you'd fuck yourself silly.

I agree, subtlety has never been a strong point. As for getting fucked silly in America, if I wasn't about to lose my home, and I hadn't just lost my job through depression over my wife leaving me. I might consider it, the fact is I can barely afford bus fair let alone plane rides.

Miss judging me seems to be a preoccupation around here, this thread was started in order to give those being attacked by unwanted trolls some encouragement.

People however seem to want to change it into something its not, it really is a shame.

Carl

 

[Allison484]

How am I going to get laid, when all the women I know live in America. lol

Carl

You could always cum over to America and see what turns up!

Allison

 

[Marxist]

I agree, subtlety has never been a strong point. As for getting fucked silly in America, if I wasn't about to lose my home, and I hadn't just lost my job through depression over my wife leaving me. I might consider it, the fact is I can barely afford bus fair let alone plane rides.

Miss judging me seems to be a preoccupation around here, this thread was started in order to give those being attacked by unwanted trolls some encouragement.

People however seem to want to change it into something its not, it really is a shame.

Carl

Hey kid, never doubt your powers of persuassion. Leave Europe to PPman and Tony Blair.

 

[Siren]

Carl, you are always the gentleman

 

[Carl East]

Re: Carl, you are always the gentleman

and a lil bit of sorely needed class on the lit.

Thank you Siren, I needed that.

Carl

 

[Guest]

 

[Carl East]

Re: Re: To all those extra cuddly women here on Lit

Did I ever tell you how sexy I think you are??

I like that one, it makes us feel wanted, thx Emerald_eyed.

Carl

 

[Ezarc]

Carl,
Enjoy life where ever you go.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[Silverluna]

kudos!

Thanks for making me feel welcomed here.....Not like others havent really made me feel welcomed...

I sooo needed to read this thread...(had a real blah past few days)

 

[Carl East]

Carl,
Enjoy life where ever you go.
Take Care,
Ezarc

Once I pick up the pieces Ezarc that's exactly what I intend to do, thank you.

Carl